LATE NIGHT / DIRTY THOUGHTS

wilsoncl6 wrote: »

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lauranorr wrote: »

wilsoncl6 wrote: »

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I have dirty thoughts at night. Sometimes I think about bakeries and which pie I might want to eat with a fork...maybe a spoon..or if I'm getting really down and dirty..my bare hands and just shove it in my mouth piece by piece...maybe i'll skip the pies and go for the italian pastries.....cream filled..............

Just make sure you use protection...I mean a napkin.

In this sort of situation things could get sticky....might need one of those wet wipes

Aww, smart choice. Kind of awkward sometimes trying to clean up afterwards with cream all over your hands. We all know how Italian pastries ooze all over the place.

MMmmmmm, oozing pastry creamy and sticky...yummmmm.

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lauranorr wrote: »

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lstrat115 wrote: »

wilsoncl6 wrote: »

Hey, can't we have a nice polite discussion about confections?

I wish we could, but things I say always get taken out of context. The dirty minds of some....

Well, those who are dieting don't appreciate the mentioning of sticky finger licking sweets. Cucumber carrot salad, now, would be more appropriate. With ripe canteloupe. You need large cucumbers though. And plump melons.

Absolutely, got to have nice ripe melons. I always have a large cucumber on hand for the right occasion.

Well, I have had complaints that my salads are too full of cucumber. I had to learn to leave some out and to not overdo it. However, no one has ever complained about not being satisfied by deliciousness of my offerings.

What! That's a travesty! What person treats melons that way? The sweetness of melons should be enjoyed, not rushed and require gentle preparation. Melons must be handled with care and, at times, taste testing is necessary to ensure the proper ripeness. Although I do love melons, I like the taste of a sweet cherry even more.

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lauranorr wrote: »

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Louise1491 wrote: »

Flirting with the use of vegetables and fruit?
The vegans are not going to like this.
TUT TUT.

Some people. Salads are of the utmost importance to good health. One might even say handling cucumbers and melons should be a daily activity.

Some would even say they're essential for good physical and mental health. I, for one, love melons and can't imagine life without them.

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Lol hey its an enthusiastic asparagus, that counts right?

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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

@lstrat115 like the little train that could?

Kinda! But no talking.....

Typical lol you just want me for my asparagus.

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

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lstrat115 wrote: »

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

@lstrat115 like the little train that could?

Kinda! But no talking.....

Typical lol you just want me for my asparagus.

Omg I had the woodiest white asparagus today. Blargh

shave?

This thread has me cracking up. And left me....hungry.