married chit-chatters?

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    synchkat wrote: »
    what is a chitter?

    It's just the Mexican pronunciation. Most houses have them and we had one outside too.



  • lesleyloo7879
    lesleyloo7879 Posts: 439 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    My wife won't let me spend my own money :'( Ah the married life ;)

    LOL.....
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    Husband says he can't talk because he's walking into a meeting...oh, is that right, well then I'll just keep texting him memes like this:

    eea2114f6a0f4354dc2787795e424de6.jpg
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
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    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    Husband says he can't talk because he's walking into a meeting...oh, is that right, well then I'll just keep texting him memes like this:..
    I heard that some still do and there is a special term for them... ah, it's "keepers"!
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    My husband calls me a unicorn...bonus points if you get the reference.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    I'll just leave this here. You're welcome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
  • serenityfrye
    serenityfrye Posts: 360 Member
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    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here. You're welcome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

    That is my husband's favorite YouTube video. He shows it to everyone lol
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    edited June 2016
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    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here. You're welcome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

    Love this! :lol:
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    My wife won't let me spend my own money :'( Ah the married life ;)

    Yep LOL..

    Top forced man destinations for us in now now Sports Acadmey, Dicks Sporting Goods and yes Ulta!

    Top forced woman destination is Home Depot and Lowes and Napa!

  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    I will hang outside of Sephora et al... and wait for W... so if Y'all ever see an Emu outside thestore... chances are.. it's me :P
  • BklynFitGuy
    BklynFitGuy Posts: 712 Member
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    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here. You're welcome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

    Best video ever
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
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    I'm not married yet. But engaged! So hay gurl hay.
  • Tweaking_Time
    Tweaking_Time Posts: 733 Member
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    BklynFitGuy wrote: »
    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    I'll just leave this here. You're welcome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

    Best video ever

    Hahaha - I just watched it again...I can't believe this has climbed to almost 1.9MM views. I saw this about 18 months ago when it was maybe 200k views.

    BTW - this conclusively proves that Unicorns, if they exist, have never been found.
  • CincyNeid
    CincyNeid Posts: 1,249 Member
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    I'm married. I'm a chit-chatter. Do i count?
  • dozenmonkeyz
    dozenmonkeyz Posts: 150 Member
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    Waddup?! Married for a good while, with kids. I can chat with the best of them but am hoping to improve my chit game. Seems like the best place to do it. Thanks for any help!
  • dozenmonkeyz
    dozenmonkeyz Posts: 150 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    ^

    Do you wanna go on a bro date?

    OMG, it's been so long since I've gotten attention like this. What should I do? How do I answer? Should I wait 3 days to respond?

    :D
  • dozenmonkeyz
    dozenmonkeyz Posts: 150 Member
    edited June 2016
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    dozenmonkeyz wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    ^

    Do you wanna go on a bro date?

    OMG, it's been so long since I've gotten attention like this. What should I do? How do I answer? Should I wait 3 days to respond?

    :D
    You can start by sending me a wink ;)

    This online dating thing is so hard :wink:
  • williammuney
    williammuney Posts: 2,895 Member
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    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    Husband says he can't talk because he's walking into a meeting...oh, is that right, well then I'll just keep texting him memes like this:

    eea2114f6a0f4354dc2787795e424de6.jpg

    This is my life
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
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    Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
    My husband calls me a unicorn...bonus points if you get the reference.
    If he calls you a unicorn then go up to him high five him and say "ddduuuuuddddeee" for me please.
  • pansamanchada
    pansamanchada Posts: 158 Member
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    This thread seems like random things married people say/do...and I have read most of it lol
    So here's a question for us married chit-chatters

    What jobs do you have now you didn't know you had to do before getting married?

    A couple odd jobs for me are:

    - Bug inspector/Killer - I inspect to see if I can recognize it, does it jump? does it spit? does it light up? and then I kill it. Most likely with windex, perfume or a flip flop thrown from 10 ft away.

    - Smoke alarms silencer - I shouldn't even say this 'cause it implies she/we burn our food but nonetheless. If the smoke alarm sounds, I'm in charge of turning it off...most likely by venting it with a towel or a magazine.

    What about you guys? can you relate?

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