married chit-chatters?
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Husband says he can't talk because he's walking into a meeting...oh, is that right, well then I'll just keep texting him memes like this:
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I heard that some still do and there is a special term for them... ah, it's "keepers"!Guns_N_Buns wrote: »Husband says he can't talk because he's walking into a meeting...oh, is that right, well then I'll just keep texting him memes like this:..
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My husband calls me a unicorn...bonus points if you get the reference.2
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Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
That is my husband's favorite YouTube video. He shows it to everyone lol0 -
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »My wife won't let me spend my own money
Ah the married life 
Yep LOL..
Top forced man destinations for us in now now Sports Acadmey, Dicks Sporting Goods and yes Ulta!
Top forced woman destination is Home Depot and Lowes and Napa!
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I will hang outside of Sephora et al... and wait for W... so if Y'all ever see an Emu outside thestore... chances are.. it's me :P1
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Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
Best video ever0 -
I'm not married yet. But engaged! So hay gurl hay.0
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BklynFitGuy wrote: »Guns_N_Buns wrote: »
Best video ever
Hahaha - I just watched it again...I can't believe this has climbed to almost 1.9MM views. I saw this about 18 months ago when it was maybe 200k views.
BTW - this conclusively proves that Unicorns, if they exist, have never been found.1 -
I'm married. I'm a chit-chatter. Do i count?0
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Waddup?! Married for a good while, with kids. I can chat with the best of them but am hoping to improve my chit game. Seems like the best place to do it. Thanks for any help!1
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »^
Do you wanna go on a bro date?
OMG, it's been so long since I've gotten attention like this. What should I do? How do I answer? Should I wait 3 days to respond?
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
You can start by sending me a winkdozenmonkeyz wrote: »Cutaway_Collar wrote: »^
Do you wanna go on a bro date?
OMG, it's been so long since I've gotten attention like this. What should I do? How do I answer? Should I wait 3 days to respond?
This online dating thing is so hard 0 -
Guns_N_Buns wrote: »Husband says he can't talk because he's walking into a meeting...oh, is that right, well then I'll just keep texting him memes like this:
This is my life1 -
If he calls you a unicorn then go up to him high five him and say "ddduuuuuddddeee" for me please.Guns_N_Buns wrote: »My husband calls me a unicorn...bonus points if you get the reference.1 -
This thread seems like random things married people say/do...and I have read most of it lol
So here's a question for us married chit-chatters
What jobs do you have now you didn't know you had to do before getting married?
A couple odd jobs for me are:
- Bug inspector/Killer - I inspect to see if I can recognize it, does it jump? does it spit? does it light up? and then I kill it. Most likely with windex, perfume or a flip flop thrown from 10 ft away.
- Smoke alarms silencer - I shouldn't even say this 'cause it implies she/we burn our food but nonetheless. If the smoke alarm sounds, I'm in charge of turning it off...most likely by venting it with a towel or a magazine.
What about you guys? can you relate?
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Sometimes he wants ME to powder his area...then thinks it's hilarious when he farts right after and a white cloud rushes toward my face.1
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I do all the household stuff. I kill the bugs, I tend to the yard, I repaired the shed and its door, I installed shelves in the basement. I tend to be the handy person in the family. If I didn't it wouldn't get done and I'm the one who stays home so why not. Keeps me busy3
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I do all the household stuff. I kill the bugs, I tend to the yard, I repaired the shed and its door, I installed shelves in the basement. I tend to be the handy person in the family. If I didn't it wouldn't get done and I'm the one who stays home so why not. Keeps me busy
Good for you!!!
Can you please talk to my wife? hahaha
She won't let me do some things around the house 'cause I dont do'em as perfectly as she does, like laundry, and there are some things that she won't touch like putting the garbage can back in the backyard lol
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buthoflamb6 wrote: »Time to hit the gym!!! Who is already there? Who is going? Who is done?
If you count walking 5 or so km as gym....I'm on holiday so no gym.
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I do all the household stuff. I kill the bugs, I tend to the yard, I repaired the shed and its door, I installed shelves in the basement. I tend to be the handy person in the family. If I didn't it wouldn't get done and I'm the one who stays home so why not. Keeps me busy
Wow that is so great!0 -
pansamanchada wrote: »This thread seems like random things married people say/do...and I have read most of it lol
So here's a question for us married chit-chatters
What jobs do you have now you didn't know you had to do before getting married?
A couple odd jobs for me are:
- Bug inspector/Killer - I inspect to see if I can recognize it, does it jump? does it spit? does it light up? and then I kill it. Most likely with windex, perfume or a flip flop thrown from 10 ft away.
- Smoke alarms silencer - I shouldn't even say this 'cause it implies she/we burn our food but nonetheless. If the smoke alarm sounds, I'm in charge of turning it off...most likely by venting it with a towel or a magazine.
What about you guys? can you relate?
I never expected to be a farmer. So mucking out coops and hauling water and feed were never on my radar.
Otherwise we've split the household tasks pretty typically. He handles outside stuff, things involving tools and anything high (I'm 5'1"), and I take care of the inside of the house, the kids and the cooking.
Oh, he did insist I handle the money, though, which I'd never done much of before. He wanted me to know how all the finances worked in case he ever died. I just leave his weekly cash on the nightstand every Friday and take care of all the rest lol.1 -
Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Speaking of money, I had to declare my hidden bank accounts which I used to use to take care of my mother. The most difficult part for me was getting a joint account and declaring my bank and trading accounts. I am a proponent of financial freedom because right now I cannot invest without "letting her know".
It is good that there is an oversight but it's bad that I am not daytrading like I used to. My wife is very paranoid of taking risks while I have a higher risk appetite. I was initially bummed about it but when our savings ballooned up and we were able to put down a down payment for the house, I was pleased. I could never have done it without my wife.
I am one of those guys who does not believe housing is a good investment anymore. I like my money on anything but real estate and I was happy living in a studio apartment with an air mattress and quick rice with chicken was a fancy dinner. Now I have a home, a lawn and trees which officially belong to me on a piece of land. Before I married my wife, this was unthinkable.
Cool story bro. Congrats on being a homeowner!!!
Something similar happened in the realm of generosity, we could say I was hard to unclench my fist, but my wife is very generous, very giving, and now that we do this we don't really miss the money/things we give away. And I would swear we get things and love back more than plenty in return. Same as you, I would never have experienced this without my wife.1 -
Grandchildren here two more days
Kings island amusement park in 3 hours of heavy rain
Family reunion tomorrow boys leave Monday 12375 steps on Friday at amusement park0 -
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