We broke up because...
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I found out she lived in the alley behind my house0
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Wouldn't make up her mind.0
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Always played mind games0
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Was off her rocker0
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Bought me a rocking chair for our anniversary0
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Broke it over my back0
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It was a loveseat
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Wasn't a fan of my deep tissue massage0
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Treated me like an old lady0
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She realized I didn't know how too0
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Wanted more than I could give0
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Wouldn't give me the time of day0
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Wouldn't let me go play video games at my friends house0
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She still hung out in her friends basement to play video games!
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Video games took over her life. No room for me!0
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She's so judgmental of my childish ways0
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Threw temper tantrums in public0
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Tried to give me spankings0
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Couldn't handle my wild side0
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Every time the moon came out she'd start howling0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Every time the moon came out she'd start howling
Well what else is the moon for but to howl?? Lol
She tried to cage me in a kennel0 -
They didn't like Star Wars.0
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Made me watch the movie on repeat for days0
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Always pulled out his light saber at inappropriate times.
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always pulled out his light saber at inappropriate times.
Lmao!!! Omg that was good0 -
Called it junk !!0
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Wouldn't sword fight me with his saber0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always pulled out his light saber at inappropriate times.
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She was always touching me with that light saber needed a few days rest!1
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