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She Handled too many hoses1
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I didnt have a hose
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She didnt have a real hose!
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Said my hose sprayed too much0
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His hose sprung a leak way before the warranty was up!0
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Never enough hose action0
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Too much hose action!0
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She didn't like my fake hose0
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She thought there was such a thing as too much action0
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She was all talk and no action0
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She had something I didn't want to catch0
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She wouldn't share her something0
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She was always trying to be someone elses catch!0
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Something was fishy...0
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He didnt trust me!0
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He said I smelt..0
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she smelt it so must have delt it!
And way too often!0 -
I could never keep beano in the house0
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He ate to much beans. Not a pretty picture!0
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Too gassy0
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she still has her head upside down0
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He didn't care for trying new things0
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She Always wanted new things, it got expensive. But the sex was good0
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He was cheap! Gave him all I have and still nothing!0
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All she had was 34 bucks and a beat up Yugo!0
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she was too much of a material girl0
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He didn't like living in my material world0
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made me listen to non stop Madonna on road trips0
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She kept tell me to shake my salt shaker. I don't like salt though...0
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