We broke up because...
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He had a no touchy the duck rule..0
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I found out his real surname was Addams!0
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She didn't like the Addams Family0
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She was mysterious and kookie or maybe mysterious and spookie! I forget which!1
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She sang weird songs all the time0
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Hated my serenades0
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Her singing hurt my ears0
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Her ears started bleeding and she blamed me!0
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I had two left feet0
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He had fugly feet ..wanted me to suck them0
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She said she wanted a foot, I didn't know0
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He was hung like a field mouse0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He was hung like a field mouse
It was too cold in her house !!0 -
Always with the excuses ..0
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I didn't have the right tools to fix her plumbing-1
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Her plumbing was always leaking0
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You told me the Easter Bunny doesn't exist...0
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He was too young and sweet0
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Aw
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You didn't go through with my "Let's end the World" plan.0 -
He ran off with the neighbour ..0
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After I lied about running off with the neighbor. xD0
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Never going to happen...he's mine forever1
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She was into someone else
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he has a better six pack...because i dont have one!0
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Fought or suits all the time0
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He wasn't confident in himself0
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She was a little too confident being naked in front of the neighbors0
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His neighbors were always naked0
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He walked around naked even when cooking0
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She had a problem with nudity and with home cooking0
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