We broke up because...
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Loved another0
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She always told me to go find another...so I did0
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Was always ripping her shirts off me no matter where we were!
Wasn't appreciated and the Parent Teacher Conference night at school!0 -
She tried to give me a prostate exam.
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He had fingers like Shaq ,ouch0
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Wanted me to move my hips like Shakira. I couldn't.
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Was all stiff....
Couldn't dance ..0 -
Always wanted me stiff, I felt like a piece of wood
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Not flexible ...and I got splinters0
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Too flexible and she took all my wood0
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He only had a 3" stick ..
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He only had a 3" stick ..
I told you it was too cold0 -
We were an item, but his pecs were more muscular than mine. Had to leave him.0
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He had a thing for pecs.....not bewbs 1
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Hahahaha0
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She wouldn't show me her bewbs so I could have a thing.1
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He was into bewbs. And so was I.0
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She was always proofreading0
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She wanted to show her boobs all over town!0
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She didn't think my boobs were worthy of showing off-1
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I said boobs are boos! Show them! She didn't want to!0
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Every time I take off my shirt she said "boo!!!"0
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She was always motorboating strangers in public0
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She was always motor boating strangers in private0
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Liked the motorboating too much 0
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Cayenne pepper in my panties didn't count0
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I said I wanted to go boating. And she took it to a whole 'nother level!0
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Threw me overboard0
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Was always dissing me to her friends0
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