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Gives sponge baths at the old peoples home..well ..until the cops caught him
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Refers to her bedroom as "the old peoples home".0
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Lies about her age all the time0
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She sometimes order pizzas just for ambushing pizza delivery drivers0
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She went to McDonald's to get a drink, and threw the drink right back at the drive thru window operator, then drove off as fast as she could.0
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That's not a lie0
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P.S. He has a wig collection0
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She hugs strangers in local grocery marts0
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Pretends she doesn't like hugs from strangers at the grocery store0
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Didn't hesitate!0
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Licks her windows clean.
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Asks me to lick his windows clean0
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Did with out hesitation.0
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She convinced him to lick her windows then proceeded to press herself against the opposite side of the glass as he did so0
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Steals other peoples cars in hope to convince me to clean the windows.
It was AMAZING.RunHardBeStrong wrote: »She convinced him to lick her windows then proceeded to press herself against the opposite side of the glass as he did so
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By awesome, he means he had to wring out his undies when he got home.0
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She laid underneath them while i was wringing them.0
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Suppose to be lies, remember
Hangs them from his car antenna to dry.0 -
Builds lifelike statues of presidents with toenail clippings.0
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Lovingly saves his toenail clippings for me0
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Is my number one customer. Has a whole room devoted to them, kinda like a shrine.0
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Keeps breaking into my house and building shrines out of toenail statues.0
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He leaves the door unlocked hoping I will stumble into his bedroom instead0
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