I am an AWESOME person to date because...

Verchild
Verchild Posts: 866 Member
edited December 3 in Chit-Chat
The "I'm an terrible person to date because..." was so amusing I figured I would start an awesome one up. :)

- I pay attention to detail.
- I can empathize.
- I am a gentleman and think about you before me.
- I'm mentally and financially stable.
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  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Not sure how honest I should be on this one.
  • indiacaitlin
    indiacaitlin Posts: 691 Member
    - I love to laugh
    - I like adventures
    - I LOVE food and cooking :smile:
  • Tr4pQueen
    Tr4pQueen Posts: 127 Member
    Commences perusing..
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Tr4pQueen wrote: »
    Commences perusing..
    Just for you, you know that right? lol
  • Tr4pQueen
    Tr4pQueen Posts: 127 Member
    ^^ so daymn sweet xo
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Not sure how honest I should be on this one.

    I totally want to hear this.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    -I shave my legs, sometimes.
    Made me laugh out loud. Worth this thread alone.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    Coz my blacked out van has no windows and it's soundproof

    I like the honesty. You terrify me, but I can appreciate the honesty.
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    because I love sex

    that should be enough


    Thirsty replies in 3..2...
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    because I love sex

    that should be enough


    Thirsty replies in 3..2...

    That will be in inbox

    *kitten*. I was wanting to observe.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Now I'm just here for screenshots of Tracy's inbox. Don't let us down.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Now I'm just here for screenshots of Tracy's inbox. Don't let us down.

    ^^^^ This.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Now I'm just here for screenshots of Tracy's inbox. Don't let us down.

    Nothing so far! but I'm sure the awesome datable guys of MFP are just sitting there trying to construct the perfect PM to send me...most likely containing the word "noodz"

    "Hey there, do you have kik? hmu my username is shreadedpoosaydestroyer"
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Now I'm just here for screenshots of Tracy's inbox. Don't let us down.

    Nothing so far! but I'm sure the awesome datable guys of MFP are just sitting there trying to construct the perfect PM to send me...most likely containing the word "noodz"

    I'm sure the finest ones will make sure to ask for your "bewbs" too.
  • ald783
    ald783 Posts: 688 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    edited August 2016
    I've been told I'm a great listener.
    I make awesome banana pudding and key lime pie from scratch.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    ald783 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.

    People give without expecting anything in return? Yeah wish I would end up with a crick in my neck cause I'm just a nice guy.
  • ald783
    ald783 Posts: 688 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    ald783 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.

    People give without expecting anything in return? Yeah wish I would end up with a crick in my neck cause I'm just a nice guy.

    Allegedly some people just enjoy making others happy? I don't really know how that works.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    ald783 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    ald783 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.

    People give without expecting anything in return? Yeah wish I would end up with a crick in my neck cause I'm just a nice guy.

    Allegedly some people just enjoy making others happy? I don't really know how that works.

    No thanks, if I hold the door open for someone I've usually got an ulterior motive.
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    because im a giant teddy bear!
  • Alienique
    Alienique Posts: 122 Member
    - I can and love to cook.
    - I recognize that I'm an over-neat freak, so I'll clean up without complaining.
    - I'm always cold, so cuddles are always yes.
    - I'm also really flexible.
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