I am an AWESOME person to date because...

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Now I'm just here for screenshots of Tracy's inbox. Don't let us down.

    Nothing so far! but I'm sure the awesome datable guys of MFP are just sitting there trying to construct the perfect PM to send me...most likely containing the word "noodz"

    "Hey there, do you have kik? hmu my username is shreadedpoosaydestroyer"
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
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    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Now I'm just here for screenshots of Tracy's inbox. Don't let us down.

    Nothing so far! but I'm sure the awesome datable guys of MFP are just sitting there trying to construct the perfect PM to send me...most likely containing the word "noodz"

    I'm sure the finest ones will make sure to ask for your "bewbs" too.
  • ald783
    ald783 Posts: 690 Member
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    edited August 2016
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    I've been told I'm a great listener.
    I make awesome banana pudding and key lime pie from scratch.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    ald783 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.

    People give without expecting anything in return? Yeah wish I would end up with a crick in my neck cause I'm just a nice guy.
  • ald783
    ald783 Posts: 690 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    ald783 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.

    People give without expecting anything in return? Yeah wish I would end up with a crick in my neck cause I'm just a nice guy.

    Allegedly some people just enjoy making others happy? I don't really know how that works.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    ald783 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    ald783 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    #skills

    This reminds me that I should add "only gives so I can get" to the "why I'm horrible to date" list.

    People give without expecting anything in return? Yeah wish I would end up with a crick in my neck cause I'm just a nice guy.

    Allegedly some people just enjoy making others happy? I don't really know how that works.

    No thanks, if I hold the door open for someone I've usually got an ulterior motive.
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
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    because im a giant teddy bear!
  • Alienique
    Alienique Posts: 122 Member
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    - I can and love to cook.
    - I recognize that I'm an over-neat freak, so I'll clean up without complaining.
    - I'm always cold, so cuddles are always yes.
    - I'm also really flexible.
  • sunnybeaches105
    sunnybeaches105 Posts: 2,831 Member
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    I'm married.

    I eat plenty of protein and cruciferous vegetables.

    I'm hairy.

    I snore.

    I tend to conflate threads.
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
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    Alienique wrote: »
    - I can and love to cook.
    - I recognize that I'm an over-neat freak, so I'll clean up without complaining.
    - I'm always cold, so cuddles are always yes.
    - I'm also really flexible.
    - WOW! you would be really great to date!! all really good qualities!

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    I will make you look tall
    Can make great sandwiches
    Love being domestic
    If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
    I hate chick flicks
    kinda funny sometimes
    Excel at back scratching
    Free haircuts
    I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
    Your people will love me

  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I will make you look tall
    Can make great sandwiches
    Love being domestic
    If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
    I hate chick flicks
    kinda funny sometimes
    Excel at back scratching
    Free haircuts
    I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
    Your people will love me

    So wanna hang out some time? :P
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I have tiny baby hands, so things look large in comparison.
    I have really huge hands to make up for your cute tiny ones!

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    edited August 2016
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    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I have tiny baby hands, so things look large in comparison.

    Awwwwww <3

    Wait... Never mind lmao

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Verchild wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I will make you look tall
    Can make great sandwiches
    Love being domestic
    If you piss me off real good I'll even scrub the baseboards
    I hate chick flicks
    kinda funny sometimes
    Excel at back scratching
    Free haircuts
    I strive to look pretty and smell good at all times
    Your people will love me

    So wanna hang out some time? :P

    Can't : / refer to the reasons why I'm horrible to date or whatever it was called.

  • suvoth
    suvoth Posts: 927 Member
    edited August 2016
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    -I know your mood pretty much as you do (I read people well)
    -I share my food because I rarely eat all off my plate
    -I'm a great listener
    -I pay for my share on a date
    -I never expect gifts
    -I like to watch UFC and hate girlie things
    -I am a quiet sleeper
    -I am pretty easy to please
    -I have always had a job and will never mooch (independent)
    -I love animals
  • CincyNeid
    CincyNeid Posts: 1,249 Member
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    • I am an awesome cook.
    • I am dedicated to fitness
    • I I know how to work on & Fix cars
    • I know how to make a mean cup of coffee
    • I know how to make a mean latte
    • I do not use propane when I grill out. I use charcoal like men are suppose to do.
    • If you can accept how expensive cycling is, I can accept how expensive shoes and purses are
    • I know where the good restaurants are in town.
    • I'm married, so you know you won't have to worry about a commitment

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