I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi

    Are you a Capricorn?

    I am!

    A textbook one at that! :)


    ooohhh do me next?? What am I?

    I need a list like his. Pros and cons.

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  • Erik8484
    Erik8484 Posts: 458 Member
    bellabari wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    We need a fortune telling thread

    Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.

    Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.

    Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot? :)
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    bigpoppa_ wrote: »
    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    I've thought of another:
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
    I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.

    You say these like they're BAD things...

    It's typically frowned up in my area/ circles. I look like a very nice, demur lady, but I have my inappropriate side.
  • Erik8484
    Erik8484 Posts: 458 Member
    bellabari wrote: »
    Erik8484 wrote: »
    bellabari wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    We need a fortune telling thread

    Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.

    Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.

    Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot? :)

    Yep, In a completely ironic way. I should've put a little *cheeky grin* next to that bit! :-)

    Anyways tarot can be good fun if taken with a grain of salt!

    Im a horrible person to date because i don't get sarcasm!
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    I hate sports. All sports.
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    - I'm sarcastic
    - Sometimes jealous
    - Escape when tied down
  • ladydy911
    ladydy911 Posts: 126 Member
    edited August 2016
    Erik8484 wrote: »
    bellabari wrote: »
    Erik8484 wrote: »
    bellabari wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    We need a fortune telling thread

    Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.

    Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.

    Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot? :)

    Yep, In a completely ironic way. I should've put a little *cheeky grin* next to that bit! :-)

    Anyways tarot can be good fun if taken with a grain of salt!

    Im a horrible person to date because i don't get sarcasm!

    Well dang and I thought we would be a match made on MFP
  • michaelafoor916
    michaelafoor916 Posts: 710 Member
    I will always take the first drink of your pop if you get one lol
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    because the hubs wouldn't be cool with it :s
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    jollyjoe321 wrote: »
    - I'm sarcastic
    - Sometimes jealous
    - Escape when tied down

    Then they weren't doing it right!
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  • joycemathison1975
    joycemathison1975 Posts: 20 Member
    1. I'm awkward and insecure.
    2. Haven't dated anyone since 1994.
    3. I have five cats.
    4. I'm going to die alone, and I think I've come to terms with that.
    5. I'm sarcastic, sometimes sullen, and I have no idea how to be in any relationship whatsoever.
    Well! I feel better about myself!
    Time to get back to work.
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    Because i refuse to wear pants on a sunday
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Tomm88 wrote: »
    Because i refuse to wear pants on a sunday

    I think this belongs in the awesome to date thread.
  • kms151209
    kms151209 Posts: 13 Member
    -I'm apparently too honest.
    -I have a very high barrier and find it hard to let someone in.
    -I find it near on impossible to accept compliments.
    -sometimes people don't realise when I'm being sarcastic.. (Usually 94% of the time)
    -I believe in loyalty too much.
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Tomm88 wrote: »
    Because i refuse to wear pants on a sunday

    What's wrong with that?

    I would assume because the church goers find it "sinful" when hes going up for communion?
  • Carbybarbie
    Carbybarbie Posts: 102 Member
    Im crap at asking questions so i will know nothing about you unless you offer up this info . I cant talk dirty if my life depended on it so flirting is difficult and awkward.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    babzogden1962 wrote: »
    Im crap at asking questions so i will know nothing about you unless you offer up this info . I cant talk dirty if my life depended on it so flirting is difficult and awkward.

    I can't talk dirty either. I start laughing. It's awkward for me to say your name in the middle of everything. The Who's Your Daddy thing makes me roll my eyes. I think some expect total porn star action. Start watching with the volume off and it would be more realistic as to how I am! :tongue:
  • Carbybarbie
    Carbybarbie Posts: 102 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    babzogden1962 wrote: »
    Im crap at asking questions so i will know nothing about you unless you offer up this info . I cant talk dirty if my life depended on it so flirting is difficult and awkward.

    I can't talk dirty either. I start laughing. It's awkward for me to say your name in the middle of everything. The Who's Your Daddy thing makes me roll my eyes. I think some expect total porn star action. Start watching with the volume off and it would be more realistic as to how I am! :tongue:

    Yup I'm with you on all levels im a sapiosexual . intelligent conversation turns me on .I hate being called sexy I think its so superficial. And usually that's the last thing I feel.
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    I'm scary looking in person
    I tend to intimidate folks with out knowing I'm doing it
    I have high walls, only the brave try to break them
    Im antisocial deep down inside.
    I would rather be home with my cat and dogs, than on a date.
    If the date interferes with gym schedule your out of luck..
  • MTgal477
    MTgal477 Posts: 829 Member
    My sex drive is way too high.
    I don't believe in monogamy anymore.
    I'd rather go out dancing every night then sit at home with you.
    I need to be kissed....a lot.
    I only like guys who drive big, sexy trucks....if you've got a car, you're out (unless it's a chevelle)
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    mntnwmn477 wrote: »
    My sex drive is way too high.
    I don't believe in monogamy anymore.
    I'd rather go out dancing every night then sit at home with you.
    I need to be kissed....a lot.
    I only like guys who drive big, sexy trucks....if you've got a car, you're out (unless it's a chevelle)

    what a fast motorcycles... ? or do you like the guys who compensate for small dicks with big trucks.
  • MTgal477
    MTgal477 Posts: 829 Member
    mountman2012 wrote: »
    mntnwmn477 wrote: »
    My sex drive is way too high.
    I don't believe in monogamy anymore.
    I'd rather go out dancing every night then sit at home with you.
    I need to be kissed....a lot.
    I only like guys who drive big, sexy trucks....if you've got a car, you're out (unless it's a chevelle)

    what a fast motorcycles... ? or do you like the guys who compensate for small dicks with big trucks.

    Not a fan of motorcycles. And not all men with big trucks have small dicks ;)
  • rps67
    rps67 Posts: 163 Member
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi

    You sound like my next ex-husband.
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    I can come off as cold

    Sometimes I start screaming during arguments

    I don't like doing housework

    I finish my plate

    I'm an alcoholic

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