We broke up because...

slimgirljo15 · September 2016

She wasn't a rug muncher

ashudada2001 · September 2016

I bit her toungh while kissing coz it was sweet like milky bar

lilkimi525 · September 2016

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

She wasn't a rug muncher

She's a thug muncher...yummy

pdm3547 · September 2016

She kept thunking mugs, wait....

lilkimi525 · September 2016

We was afraid of commitment

pdm3547 · September 2016

I kept trying to commit but couldn't get past the hat.

lilkimi525 · September 2016

It was blue!!!! His favorite color....he was just never happy

Oxytocin_Panda · September 2016

Lies! I would never break up with this angel face

slimgirljo15 · September 2016

He was already married

lilkimi525 · September 2016

He said if I smacked that *kitten* ...it would make him appear weak....I just didn't get it!!?!

Nitroalley2 · September 2016

She went looking for love in all the wrong places

slimgirljo15 · September 2016

Always telling me I was wrong

gianna42 · September 2016

He didn't take me to the right places

Nitroalley2 · September 2016

Told me I made all the wrong moves.

lilkimi525 · September 2016

I just couldn't commit

synchkat · September 2016

too much commitment...we'd only been dating 2 days

Oxytocin_Panda · September 2016

she would lie naked on the bed and say "welcome, to fantasy Island"

slimgirljo15 · September 2016

I found the neighbours wife in our closet

synchkat · September 2016

found the neighbour's husband in the fridge! weird

Oxytocin_Panda wrote: »

she would lie naked on the bed and say "welcome, to fantasy Island"

haha if only you knew!

pdm3547 · September 2016

synchkat wrote: »

found the neighbour's husband in the fridge! weird

I got fed up of her clearing out Jo's basement and keeping the corpses in our fridge.

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