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Enemas?

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  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
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    jdhcm2006 wrote: »
    This reminds me of that episode of My Strange Addiction where a husband and wife were both addicted to doing coffee enemas, and would do like a crazy amount of coffee enemas daily.

    Oh God I remember that one. They would just lay in their bathroom reading magazines and funneling coffee into themselves.

    Was really romantic.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Note to self, be specific when asking someone out for coffee. Do not want that surprise.

    Yes! And next time I'm asked to meet for coffee, I shall wonder about the mode of intake. Hmmm. If people get drunk from alcohol enemas, would you get the caffeine buzz from a coffee enema? It would help reduce tooth stain while still getting the AM pick me up feeling.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Well at least the coffee would look the same coming out as going in.
  • Sloth2016
    Sloth2016 Posts: 846 Member
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    I find this topic very moving!
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    It's hard to pass!
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    edited September 2016
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    It's hard to pass!

    I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    It's hard to pass!

    I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.

    So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!
  • Sloth2016
    Sloth2016 Posts: 846 Member
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    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    It's hard to pass!

    I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.

    Sounds like it all came out well in the end.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    It's hard to pass!

    I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.

    So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!

    They're just scratchy is all.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    It's hard to pass!

    I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.

    So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!

    They're just scratchy is all.

    Provides extra cleansing that way.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    It's hard to pass!

    I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.

    So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!

    They're just scratchy is all.

    Like the way Cap'n Crunch cereal works. Shredded!!
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    It's hard to pass!

    I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.

    So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!

    They're just scratchy is all.

    Like the way Cap'n Crunch cereal works. Shredded!!

    And Shredded Wheat. They're like little steel wool scrubbing pads.
  • Ws2016
    Ws2016 Posts: 432 Member
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    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    I do them when told to by my doctor. Or rather I will if a doctor ever tells me to.

    If my doctor told me to do an enema, I'd find a new doctor!
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    Ws2016 wrote: »
    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    I do them when told to by my doctor. Or rather I will if a doctor ever tells me to.

    If my doctor told me to do an enema, I'd find a new doctor!

    Hope you never need a colonoscopy then.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
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    My colonoscopy prep doesn't include enemas thankfully but I have Crohn's so it is inevitable that I will have to do an enema in my lifetime
  • CurlyCockney
    CurlyCockney Posts: 1,394 Member
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    c2111 wrote: »
    Sigh I hate them, unfortunately the nerve damaged in my spine from car accident means there at time a necessity, the nerve thats damaged controls sphincter lower bowel and bladder, so unfortunately have to use fleet, I hate it! it's certainly not for fun or weightloss.

    I use Peristeen, but I agree about the non-fun part.

    Did OP need the phone for "logging"?
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    singingflutelady wrote: »
    My colonoscopy prep doesn't include enemas thankfully but I have Crohn's so it is inevitable that I will have to do an enema in my lifetime

    I guess it depends on the doctor for what method is used. The one my hubby had (and one I will have sometime) involved drinking a gallon of lemon-flavored liquid and sitting on the toilet all day. I am not looking forward to the limited foods diet, then 2 days fasting plus the liquid.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    This thread just keeps going and going and going...

    ;)
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    This thread just keeps going and going and going...

    ;)

    You think youre done, but then it hits you...

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