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Enemas?
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This reminds me of that episode of My Strange Addiction where a husband and wife were both addicted to doing coffee enemas, and would do like a crazy amount of coffee enemas daily.
Oh God I remember that one. They would just lay in their bathroom reading magazines and funneling coffee into themselves.
Was really romantic.2 -
Note to self, be specific when asking someone out for coffee. Do not want that surprise.15
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Note to self, be specific when asking someone out for coffee. Do not want that surprise.
Yes! And next time I'm asked to meet for coffee, I shall wonder about the mode of intake. Hmmm. If people get drunk from alcohol enemas, would you get the caffeine buzz from a coffee enema? It would help reduce tooth stain while still getting the AM pick me up feeling.2 -
Well at least the coffee would look the same coming out as going in.2
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I find this topic very moving!3
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It's hard to pass!1
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queenliz99 wrote: »It's hard to pass!
I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.1 -
PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »It's hard to pass!
I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.
So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!1 -
PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »It's hard to pass!
I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.
Sounds like it all came out well in the end.1 -
queenliz99 wrote: »PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »It's hard to pass!
I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.
So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!
They're just scratchy is all.2 -
PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »It's hard to pass!
I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.
So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!
They're just scratchy is all.
Provides extra cleansing that way.1 -
PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »It's hard to pass!
I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.
So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!
They're just scratchy is all.
Like the way Cap'n Crunch cereal works. Shredded!!1 -
queenliz99 wrote: »PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »queenliz99 wrote: »It's hard to pass!
I thought it came out pretty smoothly...except the brief periods that were watery with jagged chunks of doritos.
So you are saying the Doritos work better than ordinary fiber! Nice to know!
They're just scratchy is all.
Like the way Cap'n Crunch cereal works. Shredded!!
And Shredded Wheat. They're like little steel wool scrubbing pads.3 -
Need2Exerc1se wrote: »I do them when told to by my doctor. Or rather I will if a doctor ever tells me to.
If my doctor told me to do an enema, I'd find a new doctor!
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Need2Exerc1se wrote: »I do them when told to by my doctor. Or rather I will if a doctor ever tells me to.
If my doctor told me to do an enema, I'd find a new doctor!
Hope you never need a colonoscopy then.1 -
My colonoscopy prep doesn't include enemas thankfully but I have Crohn's so it is inevitable that I will have to do an enema in my lifetime0
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Sigh I hate them, unfortunately the nerve damaged in my spine from car accident means there at time a necessity, the nerve thats damaged controls sphincter lower bowel and bladder, so unfortunately have to use fleet, I hate it! it's certainly not for fun or weightloss.
I use Peristeen, but I agree about the non-fun part.
Did OP need the phone for "logging"?2 -
singingflutelady wrote: »My colonoscopy prep doesn't include enemas thankfully but I have Crohn's so it is inevitable that I will have to do an enema in my lifetime
I guess it depends on the doctor for what method is used. The one my hubby had (and one I will have sometime) involved drinking a gallon of lemon-flavored liquid and sitting on the toilet all day. I am not looking forward to the limited foods diet, then 2 days fasting plus the liquid.0 -
This thread just keeps going and going and going...
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snickerscharlie wrote: »This thread just keeps going and going and going...
You think youre done, but then it hits you...2 -
singingflutelady wrote: »My colonoscopy prep doesn't include enemas thankfully but I have Crohn's so it is inevitable that I will have to do an enema in my lifetime
I guess it depends on the doctor for what method is used. The one my hubby had (and one I will have sometime) involved drinking a gallon of lemon-flavored liquid and sitting on the toilet all day. I am not looking forward to the limited foods diet, then 2 days fasting plus the liquid.
Yup I have heard lots need it so it's not unusual.they use picosalax here (picolax? In he states) which is a powder mix you put in a cup of water. You drink 2of these at different times. Much better but still not nice lol. You still have to drink tons of clear fluid though and still live in bathroom 0 -
This thread is pretty uptight. I think it needs an enema.1
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sunnybeaches105 wrote: »This thread is pretty uptight. I think it needs an enema.
No need to rush.0 -
I would've thought it'd be circling the drain by now.1
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I'm going to agree with only using if for medical reasons...and for fetish reasons XD0
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Since we are asking questions there is one on this topic I've always wanted to ask.
Are enemas for just really impatient people? Like someone who really wants to excrete feces but can't be bothered with all that waiting around so time to break out the hose and a bucket and get 'er done?2 -
Aaron_K123 wrote: »Since we are asking questions there is one on this topic I've always wanted to ask.
Are enemas for just really impatient people? Like someone who really wants to excrete feces but can't be bothered with all that waiting around so time to break out the hose and a bucket and get 'er done?
I'm gonna be late for work, guess I better crank out my trusty hose and bucket or I'll never get there on time! I ain't got time to wait around!1 -
Aaron_K123 wrote: »Since we are asking questions there is one on this topic I've always wanted to ask.
Are enemas for just really impatient people? Like someone who really wants to excrete feces but can't be bothered with all that waiting around so time to break out the hose and a bucket and get 'er done?
That's why they're called the Caffeine achievers.2 -
Aaron_K123 wrote: »Since we are asking questions there is one on this topic I've always wanted to ask.
Are enemas for just really impatient people? Like someone who really wants to excrete feces but can't be bothered with all that waiting around so time to break out the hose and a bucket and get 'er done?
I work in healthcare. The protocol in every place I've worked is to use them when oral laxatives and rectal suppositories fail. Enemas are last resort.
I work in humor. Every forum I've been on humor is used when trying to be serious fails. Humor is the last resort.8 -
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