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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • TypingToaster
    TypingToaster Posts: 4,110 Member
    I have lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
  • narak_lol
    narak_lol Posts: 855 Member
    Lost a mid-size microwave! An average human leg is my goal!
  • jennypapage
    jennypapage Posts: 489 Member
    i've lost an Irish Setter so far.
  • fostersu
    fostersu Posts: 327 Member
    edited September 2016
    Looks like over the years I've lost an Irish setter only to gain a bale of hay but then lose my house cat. Now There's only a two-year-old between me and my goal
  • beginforthelasttime16
    beginforthelasttime16 Posts: 533 Member
    The amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
  • Jezreel12
    Jezreel12 Posts: 246 Member
    I've never seen this comparisons before :D
  • moodyfeesh14
    moodyfeesh14 Posts: 811 Member
    I have progressed to losing a newborn calf caring around an ostrich egg although I'm not sure how he got a hold of it lol
  • Dhathri
    Dhathri Posts: 323 Member
    Lost a human leg so far, cant wait to be lose an elephant penis.LOL :smile:
  • jeanninemolly
    jeanninemolly Posts: 5 Member
    I've gained an air conditioner on my body! No wonder I feel old. If that's not motivation to stick to the plan, I don't know what is! :o
  • indigrrl
    indigrrl Posts: 92 Member
    I just hefted a 5-gallon water bottle. Holy criminy. Did I *really* lose that much?!
  • misscagal
    misscagal Posts: 194 Member
    I've lost a Guinea pig and sperm whales brain. I only need to lose an average human brain to reach my half way goal although there's days I already feel like I've lost my mind :D
  • Jezreel12
    Jezreel12 Posts: 246 Member
    edited October 2016
    I lost an automobile tire and now I can't wait to lose the whole car ! :D
  • Jezreel12
    Jezreel12 Posts: 246 Member
    I lost an automobile tire and now I can't wait to lose the whole car ! :D
  • akf2000
    akf2000 Posts: 278 Member
    I've never seen this list before, it's pretty great. I'm in the same elephant penis boat.
  • akern1987
    akern1987 Posts: 288 Member
    1 pound away from: amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
  • furry180
    furry180 Posts: 31 Member
    i keep finding guinea pigs.......
  • mazarasltm
    mazarasltm Posts: 205 Member
    furry180 wrote: »
    i keep finding guinea pigs.......

    Pan Fried or Grilling them? I recommend BBQ ;p
  • daisygirl2017
    daisygirl2017 Posts: 107 Member
    3 lbs away from cement block!
  • fit4itall
    fit4itall Posts: 101 Member
    1.4 lbs away from a "5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg"...umm, wow?
  • LAMCDylan
    LAMCDylan Posts: 1,218 Member
    Nice. I will be impressed if you lose the equivalent to my penis.
  • maybe1pe
    maybe1pe Posts: 529 Member
    An Irish setter and a human brain! Work towards that gold brick!
  • gkingbr
    gkingbr Posts: 292 Member
    I Lost an automobile tire and a Guinea Pig
  • Former_chubby_momma
    Former_chubby_momma Posts: 686 Member
    I've lost... An automobile tire? Lol.
  • tedilynn85
    tedilynn85 Posts: 4 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain, but I want to lose a 2 month old horse. :)
  • 35dollars
    35dollars Posts: 832 Member
    Woohoo, finally got that elephant's penis that I always wanted!

    Wait, no, let me re-phrase that...

    SW 220, CW 159.8, loss 60.2 lbs - I've lost a pachyderm plonker (and a fifth of guinea pig, though frankly, that part doesn't sound anywhere near as impressive)
  • Eak09
    Eak09 Posts: 13 Member
    A human head so far
  • MommaLovesToLoseIt
    MommaLovesToLoseIt Posts: 271 Member
    Pretty much a newborn giraffe now. Going for losing between an adult woman and adult man
  • Madwife2009
    Madwife2009 Posts: 1,369 Member
    I'm now up to (or down, depending on how you look at it) a newborn baby plus a newborn giraffe . . . .
  • Madelinec117
    Madelinec117 Posts: 210 Member
    Finally lost an elephant's penis. Hope I get to the gold brick before the end of the year!!!
  • vmtama27
    vmtama27 Posts: 43 Member
    Whoo I've lost a leg!

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