Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.

    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...


    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.

    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!

    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,887 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    Ages. . . eons hence
    Our seemingly constant sun
    Silently implodes
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    "Two good kinds of pie,"
    says dad. "Hot pie and cold pie."
    Don't forget lukewarm.
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    I recall dark days
    Now many haikuers here
    Happy Uncle Mac
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    Thoughts scattered like fog
    carried forth by the north wind
    Perhaps a mind, lost
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh Happy Hump Day
    Don't need to cover my screen
    With your lumpy *kitten*
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Cleveland Indians
    Take me out to the ballgame
    Win this World Series!!!

    How dare you say that!!
    I am a lifelong Cubs fan.
    This, friend, is their year.

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies

    Facts: a thing concrete.
    Not varying. Set in stone.
    Facts cannot be lies.
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    Who will be the goat?
    Go Native Americans!
    Cluck the Flubs, that's all.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,887 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies

    Facts: a thing concrete.
    Not varying. Set in stone.
    Facts cannot be lies.
    Once point of view changed
    Very thing that was damning
    A clue to the truth
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    Your facts are my lies
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Some folk amaze me.
    For years facts have been issued.
    Still, they stare blankly.
    Well, yeah, but really....
    I know a guy says that...
    Facts overrated...
    Is his last name Drumpf?
    Facts are simply that, just facts.
    That's how I see it.
    I wish facts were facts
    Media focus on spin
    Reality.... NOT!!
    Spin is never fact.
    Facts are facts. It's that simple.
    Don't confuse the two.
    To be a skeptic
    We must yield Occam's Razor
    Logic, not feelings

    So hard to discuss
    Even words are disputed
    My facts are your lies

    Facts: a thing concrete.
    Not varying. Set in stone.
    Facts cannot be lies.
    Once point of view changed
    Very thing that was damning
    A clue to the truth

    Should we read Sherlock?
    Still, facts are not subjective.
    Opinions are. See?

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    21zipz wrote: »
    Who will be the goat?
    Go Native Americans!
    Cluck the Flubs, that's all.

    Only in your dreams
    Will the Indians take this.
    Cubbies all the way!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Cleveland Indians
    Take me out to the ballgame
    Win this World Series!!!

    I hate to argue
    With such a pretty woman.
    Cubs get the trophy.

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Cleveland Indians
    Take me out to the ballgame
    Win this World Series!!!

    How dare you say that!!
    I am a lifelong Cubs fan.
    This, friend, is their year.

    You are wrong I say.
    I shall send you a noogie
    Go Cleveland. Go Tribe.

    Noogie for me? Nay!
    The Cubs are overdue!
    A century gone.

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