We broke up because...
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I don't have a dog0
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We couldn't agree where to travel0
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We agreed on where to travel but preferred to go on different dates...0
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He wanted to wear flip flops with socks to the airport in the middle of winter.0
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We, people who like snow, can't stand summer
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Was jealous of dirty feet0
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Made me run a 5K marathon.0
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Ran off with the neighbour0
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Was too much into the neighbors0
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She wouldn't let me punch her bag!0
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He hit me..and when I hit him back ..he went home crying to his mumma .. 0
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She's a fighter... I'm more of a lover0
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Kept looking at me funny0
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His fur wasn't soft enough.0
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Wore a fur coat everywhere0
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He only wore a fur coat *flasher*0
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There wasn't enough room for me in the fur coat.0
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Kept yelling "HOCUS POCUS" at me, while eyeballing the fur rug on the ground. I'm not making a rug out of myself, what's wrong witcha?? -hangry-0
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Kept teaching me how to change font colors but I could never get it0
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She frowned upon my inability to conjugate verbs at her required pace...0
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Didn't understand the different between there, their, and they're.0
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Didn't understand the difference between different and difference...0
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Tangled my monosyllable wabbit tongue with extremely hard to follow sentences.0
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Her knickname was bunny cause she did with every guy she met0
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1 inch doesn't satisfy anyone.0
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She was always self conscious of her cup size0
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Was after the bunny girl0
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Was 60 still living at home.
EDIT: That was NOT to you, MJFSH.
So, since you ninja'd me, yours is: I kept breaking her mirrors.0
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