How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    omg sounds fun if the kitty lives xD

    Fighting power rangers -nodnod-
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    Went up in a hot air balloon higher and higher thinking she could catch the rainbow but it caught on fire. She saw color alright
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    A meteor came down as she was visiting the BoryBreezy5 crater national crash site monument 3:
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,985 Member
    Flintstone vitamin overdose

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,454 Member
    Choked on a sausage
  • Breeding llamas accident...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,454 Member
    edited December 2016
    A tennis racquet collided with her head ..nobody knows who hit her ..but there were rumours of a strange racquet stringer dude hanging about ...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited December 2016
    Wanted to hold my hand yet he also wanted to play tennis. He couldn't decide which to choose and the yearning for both was so strong that his heart exploded.

    #hobbiescankill

    As I chose her hand in the above scenario, she took a bullet to the heart...
    #HubbiesCanKill
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited December 2016
    The bullet went through my heart, ricocheted off a tennis ball and pierced his.
    #hobbiesstillkill

    Went through my heart into her chest causing her breast to fatally hit her in the eye...
    #BoobiesCanKill
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 270,454 Member
    His wife did it ..
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Sadly she was caught in the crossfire of an Australian celebrity death match between Mel Gibson and Russel Crowe
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,985 Member
    Kangaroo punch
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Working on his pompadour hairdo in too confined of a space, inhaled too many hairspray fumes.