Differences between men and women that are unfair

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  • I think it's totally unfair how men are at the mercy of their hormones! The water retention, weight gain, insatiable food cravings, mood swings and post menopausal mustache is just a horror!
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Sucks to be a guy too. My poor husband has to give me his jacket when I'm cold, run out in the rain to pull the car up for me, get back out in the rain to open my door, any and all bug disposal, lift all the heavy things and keep me in amazing shoes.

    He lifts all the heavy things?. pffft he loads me up with all grocery bags about 5 on each arm and slaps me on the ars and tells me giddy up..

    he does give me his jacket and kills any roaches.. he makes me kill stink bugs though.. what a wus.

    Broke my shoulder a few years ago in a freak skateboarding accident. Have never regained full use of that arm. He does it for me.

    aaaaaawwwww.. <3 maybe I can fake a broken shoulder.. :D
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I think it's totally unfair how men are at the mercy of their hormones! The water retention, weight gain, insatiable food cravings, mood swings and post menopausal mustache is just a horror!

    we shave that too.... :#:#:# but this is not TMI Tuesday yet..
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Sucks to be a guy too. My poor husband has to give me his jacket when I'm cold, run out in the rain to pull the car up for me, get back out in the rain to open my door, any and all bug disposal, lift all the heavy things and keep me in amazing shoes.

    He lifts all the heavy things?. pffft he loads me up with all grocery bags about 5 on each arm and slaps me on the ars and tells me giddy up..

    he does give me his jacket and kills any roaches.. he makes me kill stink bugs though.. what a wus.

    Broke my shoulder a few years ago in a freak skateboarding accident. Have never regained full use of that arm. He does it for me.

    Oh goodness, very sorry! I only had a pinched nerve, that hurt; for years!
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    Two words. Cervical mucus.

    I ain't complaining, about free KY!

    I utterly adore you duchess!

    As I, your comedy!
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  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Sucks to be a guy too. My poor husband has to give me his jacket when I'm cold, run out in the rain to pull the car up for me, get back out in the rain to open my door, any and all bug disposal, lift all the heavy things and keep me in amazing shoes.

    He lifts all the heavy things?. pffft he loads me up with all grocery bags about 5 on each arm and slaps me on the ars and tells me giddy up..

    he does give me his jacket and kills any roaches.. he makes me kill stink bugs though.. what a wus.

    Broke my shoulder a few years ago in a freak skateboarding accident. Have never regained full use of that arm. He does it for me.

    Oh goodness, very sorry! I only had a pinched nerve, that hurt; for years!

    It's ridiculous how much you don't realize you use a shoulder so much until you can't use it anymore!

    I had to even cease wearing, button/zipper pants & just wear yoga because it was frustratingly difficult, at it's worst!
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Ima get a flag for that

    not from me, no sir!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Ima get a flag for that

    that was not snarky at all.. no flag for you.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.


    Still never gave in?

    Some things can still go down, even if the legs aren't shaved. If I'm feeling generous. :smile:

    Generosity is the pure love of Christ or charity or something like that
  • garygse
    garygse Posts: 896 Member
    zorbaru wrote: »
    the ability to wear short skirts to work when its hot (i dont mean mini skirts, just above the knee). have you ever seen a guy where business shorts to work? it doesnt happen. we have to wear long pants every working day of the year.

    I wear khaki shorts and tees during the summer...software developers generally don't have to face the public, and so office clothing standards are usually a lot more relaxed.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.


    Still never gave in?

    Some things can still go down, even if the legs aren't shaved. If I'm feeling generous. :smile:

    Generosity is the pure love of Christ or charity or something like that

    yeah, I've also worked that angle
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.


    Still never gave in?

    Some things can still go down, even if the legs aren't shaved. If I'm feeling generous. :smile:

    Generosity is the pure love of Christ or charity or something like that

    yeah, I've also worked that angle

    were you successful?
  • Adc7225
    Adc7225 Posts: 1,318 Member
    Men's clothing has pockets that fit things. I have a jacket that barely fits my iPhone! Even your PJ's have pockets - what's up with that?
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Pocket books! You ladies carry a portable warehouse. Guys have a wallet
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Pocket books! You ladies carry a portable warehouse. Guys have a wallet

    i think they make man purses.. your choice though..
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  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
    Dry cleaning. Plain wool slacks, and it's more expensive to have them drycleaned if they are women's slacks than men's. Humbug.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    Adc7225 wrote: »
    Men's clothing has pockets that fit things. I have a jacket that barely fits my iPhone! Even your PJ's have pockets - what's up with that?

    And those pockets have holes for pocket pool :p
  • FengShwayze
    FengShwayze Posts: 8 Member
    Men pick up more dog poop. Women change more diapers. I don't mind diapers, but I can't handle dog poop, so I'm okay with this, but some people might consider it unfair because babies only use diapers for two years, where as the dog might live 12 years or more and that's way more poop. You would have to have six kids to match that amount of poop. Just for one dog.
  • KAM_85
    KAM_85 Posts: 17 Member
    Men's bodies have it easy. Women have to have a much stronger pain tolerance.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.


    Still never gave in?

    Some things can still go down, even if the legs aren't shaved. If I'm feeling generous. :smile:

    Generosity is the pure love of Christ or charity or something like that

    yeah, I've also worked that angle

    were you successful?

    not once.