How is the MFPer above going to die?

Her kitty curled up on her neck and sufficated her while she was sleeping

Happy and Loved In Jesus' arms

Not believing the tales of the Goliath Grouper, she went scuba diving anyways.

Some say her hub bumped her off..some say neighbour and some say her kids ..its a total mystery how she ended up in the closet with a wine cooler clamped between her teeth ..

She volunteered to test a new mass transit device.

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Got caught in a lemming stampede

Tried to steal the Texas longhorn mascot. Bevo gored him right between the legs

From severe burns when she tried to bikini wax using lighter fluid

Roo kick

Food poisoning ..every drop of fluid basically left his body from ..well you know

He had a mushroom stuck in his small intestines and could not go to the bathroom. He could not swallow food nor defecate. Had surgery but did not make it. Sad case of not chewing food properly.

caffeine withdrawls

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Alcohol poisoning..

My handle is actually a phonetic play on the letters in my ham radio call sign W5JDA. LOL