How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Was playing with her kids..skipping stones across the water..One ricocheted off a hidden rock flew back and hit her in the head..she dropped instantly..dead..the kids thought she was tired so put a picnic blanket over her and went home ...0
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Wood chipper accident. She was afraid of falling in, so she stood on the other side. Unfortunately she got a face full of splinters which became infected.0
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He was an act in the circus.. suddenly, a wild elephant appeared.. rest is history0
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She contracted a supervirus from the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.0
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Crushed by an untethered book case.1
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Food poisoning0
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Frozen to death when she locked herself out of the house0
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In a horrible blanket suffocation incident.0
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Slipped on a banana peel and hit his head0
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She used 2 different sauces on her Chick-Fil-A nuggets and it backfired majorly.
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Psychopath broke into her house ..kidnapped her ..tortured her for days..made her watch him eat pizza and drink beer ..before he lopped off her head with a chainsaw0
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She fell for me ..wanted me to be her first girl .. I obliged ..guess who got one of the new STDs..
Yep..her lips rotted right off her face ..then everything else followed ..
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A chunk of blue ice fell from the sky and hit her in the head. On the good side, her relatives can be proud that it fell from Kanye West's plane. She was killed by the frozen urine of a star!0
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