Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    How is Florida this time of year!?

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  • benjaminhk
    benjaminhk Posts: 353 Member
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    This post requires more information. :o
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  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ...believe me, I don't expect much

    and it usually delivers

    ...you must be married.
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    2011rocket3touring wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    ...believe me, I don't expect much

    and it usually delivers

    ...you must be married.

    Ouch.
  • erniewebbiii
    erniewebbiii Posts: 1,174 Member
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    Hell of a weekend.
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
    No one wants to creep on me lol
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    You're a dude, no one cares about you...

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.
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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    I want to creep on you >:)
  • _dixiana_
    _dixiana_ Posts: 3,262 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    It's true it works

    Does this work for females too? Maybe I should test it out....for science.
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

    kids?! uh oh...i think you have me confused with another one of your stalkees...
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    How is Florida this time of year!?

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    wouldn't know, but i hear prison is nice. at least my stalker seems to be enjoying it!
    benjaminhk wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    This post requires more information. :o

    well....what information is needed?!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    She likes unsolicited dick pics, just FYI, gentlemen!

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    edited January 2017
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

    kids?! uh oh...i think you have me confused with another one of your stalkees...
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    How is Florida this time of year!?

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    wouldn't know, but i hear prison is nice. at least my stalker seems to be enjoying it!


    I'd stalk you...you're pretty!

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    She likes unsolicited dick pics, just FYI, gentlemen!

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    Yes, I like to compare theirs to my own.

    I've seen yours, it puts mine to shame!

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    Bud Light? Coors? Some craft stuff?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »
    pssh you don't know creepy til an mfp friend finds you IRL, stalks the *kitten* out of you without having ANY of your personal information, and then tries to kidnap you.

    true story.

    I would have succeeded too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

    kids?! uh oh...i think you have me confused with another one of your stalkees...

    Pffft. You all look alike to me.

  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,713 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    Bud Light? Coors? Some craft stuff?

    Guiness
  • _MotherSuperior_
    _MotherSuperior_ Posts: 158 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    No one wants to creep on me lol

    Make your profile pic a shirtless, 6-pack torso. You're welcome.

    Seriously! She made her profile picture that once, and the next day I was head-deep innem bushes outside her house.
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  • MaybeLed
    MaybeLed Posts: 250 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    epr3996 wrote: »
    I wouldn't call them out by names but after you send a PM saying how was your day and they reply better as soon as you put your face between my legs and make me scream! That was pretty creepy LOL

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    wow, I had to scroll a lot for the size of that flagpole
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    I post too many Bible quotes to get creeped on online.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    I post too many Bible quotes to get creeped on online.

    Want to explore some of the more exciting parts of Leviticus with me?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Either I'm losing my touch or I've just experienced all the creepers but I haven't had any really weird messages for awhile. There was the one I woke up to of someone wanting to do something on my face but that was the last.
  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    thisonetimeatthegym wrote: »
    I post too many Bible quotes to get creeped on online.

    Want to explore some of the more exciting parts of Leviticus with me?

    Friend zone is the only zone I'm interested in dude. And....maybe not that.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    epr3996 wrote: »
    I wouldn't call them out by names but after you send a PM saying how was your day and they reply better as soon as you put your face between my legs and make me scream! That was pretty creepy LOL

    taking notes...

    What do you mean taking notes? You say this to me everyday!
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