Flirting
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I'd like to point out now in advance to all the hot ladies on here that should I mention your hotness I'm just being nice and I of course have no desire to take things any further.......................unless I really had a chance.....in which case....well....ya know...
So you're saying you want to get married and have 10 babies??
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thedcubed1 wrote: »
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Is this talking about flirting in real life or online? Cause flirting in real life is fine since sometimes it gets you stuff like discounts on things, out of speeding tickets. Online flirting just gets you D pics which, I guess to some, are the equivalent. So really I have no point1
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I want to flirt my way into getting someone to fold my laundry. I wonder if that's possible2
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »YoungIronG wrote: »i like to take ladies all the way to the point where we are about to hook up...
"YUP, still got it" *stands up, walks away
why go through all that work and not enjoy the spoils of war?
that's like cooking a delicious meal and not eating it just to prove you can
I don't know, once ive got it in the bag I feel it was too easy-- same way a fisherman throws back a too small fish I suppose
the real victories are with the terrible attitude chicks that cant stand me... yes my friend, that's the pirate's booty I plunder0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »futureicon wrote: »
I can only flirt with someone I'm really attracted to. Or moderately attracted to. Or a little bit disgusted by.
I see now why flirting gets you in trouble.. <-- I'm not winking at you.. I have something in my eye.
Don't go falling in love with me now
Lets not go getting ahead of ourselves..
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Ill fold your laundry but be prepared for bad folding0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I'd like to point out now in advance to all the hot ladies on here that should I mention your hotness I'm just being nice and I of course have no desire to take things any further.......................unless I really had a chance.....in which case....well....ya know...
So you're saying you want to get married and have 10 babies??
OH sheeeeeeet!!! Now look what you got me into OP!
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I'd like to point out now in advance to all the hot ladies on here that should I mention your hotness I'm just being nice and I of course have no desire to take things any further.......................unless I really had a chance.....in which case....well....ya know...
So you're saying you want to get married and have 10 babies??
OH sheeeeeeet!!! Now look what you got me into OP!
I think you flirted your way into that one yourself buddy.1 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I'd like to point out now in advance to all the hot ladies on here that should I mention your hotness I'm just being nice and I of course have no desire to take things any further.......................unless I really had a chance.....in which case....well....ya know...
So you're saying you want to get married and have 10 babies??
OH sheeeeeeet!!! Now look what you got me into OP!
It's ok.. I can't have babies.. we can just practice!
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »@GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »@littlemissbgiff wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »@PlaydohPants wrote: »And here I am flirting my heart out and no one wants to love me what the hell
STDs?
Somewhat Tasty Donuts?? I would think that would make her even more attractive
It's true. I'm all about her donuts.
And the donut hole.
8 versions and that's the best you can do??
Yes. My writers are still on vacation this week.GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »@littlemissbgiff wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »@PlaydohPants wrote: »And here I am flirting my heart out and no one wants to love me what the hell
STDs?
Somewhat Tasty Donuts?? I would think that would make her even more attractive
It's true. I'm all about her donuts.
And the donut hole.
8 versions and that's the best you can do??
Isn't bumping donuts a thing?
I don't know about that. I just stick my tongue in the hole. Make sure I don't miss any frosting that dripped down in there.
Then I like to suck the creamy filing out. Swirl it around a little before swallowing.
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »YoungIronG wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »YoungIronG wrote: »i like to take ladies all the way to the point where we are about to hook up...
"YUP, still got it" *stands up, walks away
why go through all that work and not enjoy the spoils of war?
that's like cooking a delicious meal and not eating it just to prove you can
I don't know, once ive got it in the bag I feel it was too easy-- same way a fisherman throws back a too small fish I suppose
the real victories are with the terrible attitude chicks that cant stand me... yes my friend, that's the pirate's booty I plunder
that's surprisingly logical. plunder away
Are you writing this down Archer? It's gold!!!!0 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I'd like to point out now in advance to all the hot ladies on here that should I mention your hotness I'm just being nice and I of course have no desire to take things any further.......................unless I really had a chance.....in which case....well....ya know...
So you're saying you want to get married and have 10 babies??
OH sheeeeeeet!!! Now look what you got me into OP!
It's ok.. I can't have babies.. we can just practice!
OH sheeeeeeet!!! Now look what you got me into OP!!!
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I'm a natural flirt and there's really no controlling it. I'm a Leo, after all! But I do let everyone know up front I'm not interested and I'm very happy with my fiance.0
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And to add to my last post, a lot of people MISTAKE me for flirting with them when I'm just being nice. Seems to be a certain type of guy or gal who thinks I'm really into them when I'm just being a decent human being. Some peoples idea of flirting is apparently way off from mine.0
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SerenityXII wrote: »And to add to my last post, a lot of people MISTAKE me for flirting with them when I'm just being nice. Seems to be a certain type of guy or gal who thinks I'm really into them when I'm just being a decent human being. Some peoples idea of flirting is apparently way off from mine. 0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I'd like to point out now in advance to all the hot ladies on here that should I mention your hotness I'm just being nice and I of course have no desire to take things any further.......................unless I really had a chance.....in which case....well....ya know...
So you're saying you want to get married and have 10 babies??
OH sheeeeeeet!!! Now look what you got me into OP!
It's ok.. I can't have babies.. we can just practice!
I can't have babies either, but I'm a guy.0 -
SerenityXII wrote: »And to add to my last post, a lot of people MISTAKE me for flirting with them when I'm just being nice. Seems to be a certain type of guy or gal who thinks I'm really into them when I'm just being a decent human being. Some peoples idea of flirting is apparently way off from mine.
OMG, I'M MARRIED!0 -
I once was eating some ice cream in a cup, finished the ice cream and commenced to licking the inside of the cup. Midst my ice cream delight time, I caught a "lady" looking at me. She winked, then opened her legs a little.
Was that flirting?0 -
Hungry_Angler wrote: »I once was eating some ice cream in a cup, finished the ice cream and commenced to licking the inside of the cup. Midst my ice cream delight time, I caught a "lady" looking at me. She winked, then opened her legs a little.
Was that flirting?
Unfortunately, that was no ordinary lady. That's a man, man.1 -
Hungry_Angler wrote: »I once was eating some ice cream in a cup, finished the ice cream and commenced to licking the inside of the cup. Midst my ice cream delight time, I caught a "lady" looking at me. She winked, then opened her legs a little.
Was that flirting?
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YoungIronG wrote: »Hungry_Angler wrote: »I once was eating some ice cream in a cup, finished the ice cream and commenced to licking the inside of the cup. Midst my ice cream delight time, I caught a "lady" looking at me. She winked, then opened her legs a little.
Was that flirting?
toss that fish back
How long can a clam stay open before it goes bad?1
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