We broke up because...
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She kept stealing my clothes - ain't no wife of mine wearing MY pants!1
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Caught her siphoning gas it of my truck, even if I did use her card to pay for it0
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He rigged a Rube Goldburg machine that was triggered by arrows..... in the kitchen..... it served him beers0
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His arrow was for someone else0
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He thought he was cupid1
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She hid my arrows0
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Kept trying to poke me0
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We were a couple in a jigsaw and when it was finished......0
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He was "jigsawin" with someone else lol0
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Stole my motorcycle and rode off into the sunset0
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Drove my four wheeler into a swamp that, no, you CAN'T make it through - snapped the winch trying to haul it back out0
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Cause she dared me to go thru the swamp and when I got stuck left with my truck and I had to walk home1
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He would not stop singing let it go. C'mon man, let it go already, its over.0
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We dated for 10 years and one day he woke up and decided that he didn't love me anymore0
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Loved watching Jerry springer more than me0
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He was not the father
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Cause after 30 people couldn't tell me who the father was0
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Always imposing limits on me, I needed to spread my freak wings0
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His wings flew him all over the country, never knew where he was0
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Carried a tape measure in his pocket to measure everyone's imaginary wings0
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Every time she touched me I got electrocuted0
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was claiming to be elecrocuted constantly.0
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She was s heart stopper0
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Kept saying she didn't want any fires but then kept stealing some of mine0
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He was clingy0
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He always had to hold hands when eating pizza0
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She ate pizza with a fork0
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I liked leg day at the gym and he didn't1
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I couldn't handle her leg day
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