We broke up because...
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He had the cooties of everyone he knew!
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uuugghh rumors caused our breakup! nasty false rumors!0
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Cheated on her with Tinkerbell0
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cheated on me with Thinkerbell! !!!1
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She caught me flirting on here.0
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Because all he would do was go fishing1
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She doesn't want to go fishing0
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She was always acting Fishy!0
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Kept stealing my shoe laces
And then knitting me a scarf out of them0 -
Loved his beer more then me0
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Called herself a Tigress and called me a Cougar!
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Grrrrr.... lol
Because I decided I wasnt into girls0 -
She switched teams in the middle of the game!1
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She played too many games0
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She didn't like playing Dress up!
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She didn't have a beard0
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She preferred boys0
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Because it was too hairy0
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Complained about the beard rash0
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The rash wouldn't clear up 0
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She continued to walk in those narrow medians...
... especially where speed limits above 30mph had been posted.
... so dangerous.1 -
Was continuing on and on, when talking about ANYTHING!!!!0
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Always telling me to Shush!!!!!!0
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He always spoke in code!
How was I to know he meant dancing when he told me to "Kick it!"
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He only liked one hump0
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He was too vain and said his butt was nicer than mine!0
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We always argued over the littlest of things like marbles, push pins, tic-tacs, etc...0
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He kept putting things in my food thinking I wouldn't notice since they were little!0
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She was always complaining about my cooking pointing out the littlest mistakes I made0
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