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Why do you want a steel vault?0
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So the weight of the dirt doesn't cave in the casket and I stay dry.1
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Interesting. I didn't even know there was such a thing.
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Would you say there is anything that people do when they're making future plans that you consider an outright waste of money?
I mean - generally there's some in every industry I think, things that cooperation try get you to buy into that aren't at-all necessary.0 -
One square foot of dirt weighs 76-78 lbs3
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Is 6 feet under the actual depth of a grave? I
Where the top of the vault is at the 6 foot mark?0 -
I live very nearby a funeral home attached to a cemetery. It mostly doesn't bother me (cemeteries are actually the best neighbors you could ask for) but I do notice quite a bit of sticky dust build up in my place. I always blamed the proximity of the 5 Freeway (I live in Southern California and it is a very busy freeway) but after reading this I am a little afraid it's cremated people. The funeral home is probably a few hundred yards away. Do you think it's people dust?0
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Is 6 feet under the actual depth of a grave? I
Where the top of the vault is at the 6 foot mark?I live very nearby a funeral home attached to a cemetery. It mostly doesn't bother me (cemeteries are actually the best neighbors you could ask for) but I do notice quite a bit of sticky dust build up in my place. I always blamed the proximity of the 5 Freeway (I live in Southern California and it is a very busy freeway) but after reading this I am a little afraid it's cremated people. The funeral home is probably a few hundred yards away. Do you think it's people dust?
No, I highly doubt it.
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Do you have conversations with your corpses?
A la six feet under.
I *love* that show!0 -
Have you ever worked on someone who was really in shape, like a body builder? Did they still have their six pack?
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Hey OP
Fantastic topic! I had a similar childhood (well, the going to many cemeteries part). Very fascinating, especially the old cemeteries and their histories. I still find them fascinating.
My question is, how 'competitive' is business really between funeral homes? Also, what is one of the strangest moments you've encountered in your job?
Do you ever embalm and reconstruct? If yes, what was the most challenging reconstruction you or your employee worked on?
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Hi Hearse,
Kind of a broad question here. How much does an average (empty) coffin weigh? I have been a pallbearer many times, and always find myself wondering," how much of this is Grandpa, and how much is box?"0 -
ClubSilencio wrote: »Have you ever worked on someone who was really in shape, like a body builder? Did they still have their six pack?happilymegan wrote: »Are you scared of dying now?
Do you sew the eyes shut?
We use eye caps to keep the eyes closed and to keep them from sinking in. They look like contacts with little spikes on top. If the eyes still peep open a little we super glue them closed.cerise_noir wrote: »Hey OP
Fantastic topic! I had a similar childhood (well, the going to many cemeteries part). Very fascinating, especially the old cemeteries and their histories. I still find them fascinating.
My question is, how 'competitive' is business really between funeral homes? Also, what is one of the strangest moments you've encountered in your job?
Do you ever embalm and reconstruct? If yes, what was the most challenging reconstruction you or your employee worked on?
A lady and her husband came in to pre arranged his cremation. He has a heart condition and had an up coming surgery so they wanted everything planned out in case he didn't make it through the procedure. She asked me if it was possible for me to cut out her husband's heart before we cremate.
The most challenging reconstruction I've done was a guy who shot himself. I was able to make him look normal. I was so proud of myself and the family was thrilled he looked like himself.
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Hi Hearse,
Kind of a broad question here. How much does an average (empty) coffin weigh? I have been a pallbearer many times, and always find myself wondering," how much of this is Grandpa, and how much is box?"
Metal caskets are about 150 lbs. Wood caskets are around 200-250 lbs.badgerface1k wrote: »Have you ever been just about to jab them with ur instrument and they all of the sudden wake up?
Nope. If it ever happens I will probably pee my pants.1 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »So the weight of the dirt doesn't cave in the casket and I stay dry.
Sooooo.... even though you will be dead. I mean. You're dead. You don't know0 -
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Anytime0
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