How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Constipation
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Cut out food cold Turkey and ironically swelled up and died from Edema
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    drowned in her own water bed
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Also drowned in @FabulousFantasticFifty water bed
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Electric chair for deliberately running over a person ..namely ..me
  • ajw101788
    ajw101788 Posts: 319 Member
    sticking your tongue out at someone LOL
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was too dark and tripped and cracked head on the Stationary bicycle
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Drowned in a fishpond
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Why do you guys always give me drowning?

    Don't you know I can't swim???!!! :fearful:


    With a great big smile on her face and a Hunky Man underneath! ;)
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was dancing, doing the electric boogaloo. As she was doing the steps, she got confused mid move and went into the electric slide. The awkward angle caused her to slip and fall, face first into a rather large margarita mug...and drown.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Severed cervical aorta with precision beard grooming tool - SHAVING FAIL!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was running through the ruins of the ancient city, being pursued by vicious, yet oddly sexy minotaur. He swung his war hammer, knocking her feet out from under her. The last thing she saw was the hammer heading directly for her face

    ** What really happened was she got super drunk and a little high, began hallucinating, and tried to walk home. A cat crossed her path, scaring her. She slipped, fell down a hill and smacked face first into a tree.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Snake bite ..I tried to suck out the venom ..but I was too late
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited January 2017
    Poisoned from sucking one too many ....
    Lollipops! Sugar poisoning


  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    She met a guy who, when he took her by the hand, he (metaphorically not literally) took her by the heart. Ultimately, he was sooo fine that he unfortunately blew her mind (literally not metaphorically)
    #HeyMickey
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She heard the sound of drums
    There was a beating in her heart
    Then the thunder of guns
    She was torn apart
    Thunderstruck
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  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    edited January 2017
    The Cartel abducted her, stuffed a sock in her mouth and threw her in the trunk of a 1976 Cadillac Seville....she choked on the sock.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    bottle of sleeping pills. he always was a dreamer.

  • rdouma73
    rdouma73 Posts: 2,064 Member
    Slipped on a banana peel. Horrendous accident. No one saw it coming.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The swordfish he was trying to hook jumped into his boat and landed nose first into his jugular.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fell on a chainsaw
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    Attacked by the red Whammies (sp?) on the game show Press Your Luck...
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    You know that saying "all that glitters isn't gold"? She ate glitter and died
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bbq explosion
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    You know that saying "A raccoon broke into her house and ate her face off of her skull"? No? Well now you do.

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