My date with the person above me was going great until...

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winnsome85
winnsome85 Posts: 508 Member
edited February 2017 in Fun and Games
Anyone care to share?
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  • winnsome85
    winnsome85 Posts: 508 Member
    edited February 2017
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    I realized she wanted my beer
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    He brought me home to meet his mom, all seven of his brothers and his "Uncle" Jerry... on our first date.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    she started asking me what we should name our kids. It was 10 minutes in to the date...
  • winnsome85
    winnsome85 Posts: 508 Member
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    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    He started kissing me in such a way that it was like he was trying to eat my face

    Did you change the title of this thread? Or can I just not read? Because I was talking about an actual experience and I definitely didn't follow the rules in this thread

    Oops. Sorry about that. I named it incorrectly. Didn't mean to leave you hanging. :)
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    she saw her ex and started chatting him up. :disappointed:
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
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    I found out he had a girlfriend :confused:

    :tongue:
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He kept eating my food off my plate
  • THS2SHALLPASS
    THS2SHALLPASS Posts: 1,569 Member
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    she said she wouldn't be my girlfriend :'(
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
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    Started replying with hisses and barks to my questions.
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    He kept flexing his muscles and showing them off to everyone who walked by.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He took out a dog collar and asked me to take him for a walk after dinner.
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    I found out she didnt like girls
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He told me he has 17 children with 16 different women, and cannot wait to become a father again as children is such a blessing.
  • davedoubleu
    davedoubleu Posts: 831 Member
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    Her hubby turned up
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    I found out he already has 3 wives and is looking for number 4
  • davedoubleu
    davedoubleu Posts: 831 Member
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    Bonny132 wrote: »
    I found out he already has 3 wives and is looking for number 4

    Once was enough!!!

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