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Good Bad Jokes
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did you hear about the marriage between the two satellites?
the wedding was *kitten* but the reception was amazing!7 -
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I was going to make a joke about space....but I need to planet.16
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what did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?5
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What's better than roses on your piano?
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Tulips on your organ!
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Did you hear about the homesick Polynesian nymphomaniac? Yeah that's right, she was longing for Samoa....5
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I called in sick to work today with a case of anal glaucoma. I just couldn't see my *kitten* coming in to work!9
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.13 -
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.14 -
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.16
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Simba was moving slow.....
So I told him to mufasa.9 -
We don't have any vegetable jokes yet.....
If you have one.....
Lettuce know6 -
Where do generals keep their armies?
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In their sleevies!
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How does NASA organize a party......
They planet!1 -
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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?
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Because she was a woman.
(Non Americans might have to use Google re Helen Keller)4 -
Did you hear about the Upholsterer who was in a car accident?
He fully recovered.5 -
Her: go deeper
Me: I’m all out of conspiracy theories6 -
I bought shoes off a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.16
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not sure about good but here are some bad ones about papers
- The paper couldn't decide. It was torn.
- The paper worked out a lot. It was ripped.
- The paper was sad. It was tearing up.
- How does paper use the bathroom? It takes a sheet.
- How does paper commit suicide? It cuts itself.
- How does the sheet watch television? Paper-View.
- The paper saw a ghost. It was paper white.
- Some paper joined a cult. They were taken into the fold.
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