Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    I took a Viagra before I picked you up. I hope it's not going to be wasted.
  • galway__girl
    galway__girl Posts: 277 Member
    Just don't talk about your ex or politics
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    Or religion
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    If I start snoring...just slap me
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Have you ever seen The Human Centipede?
  • JeffreyOC
    JeffreyOC Posts: 810 Member
    edited March 2017
    "My ex and I used to come here all the time."
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Do you think you could lie really still? With these ice packs under your arms? Oh and try not to breathe.
  • theemsicle1986
    theemsicle1986 Posts: 20 Member
    I want to have your babies
  • galway__girl
    galway__girl Posts: 277 Member
    I need to fart
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    I'm going to need you to pre-chew my food. . . .
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    In case you're wondering, no, I don't have a pair of socks in my pants.
  • mskimee
    mskimee Posts: 228 Member
    "I asked you out because you look like my ex......well you will once you've dyed your hair!"
  • FitJulian
    FitJulian Posts: 27 Member
    you've been my girlfriend for a while now , i just hadn't got around to telling you ...
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I had to wait until my mom got home so I can get the car.
  • JstTheWayIam
    JstTheWayIam Posts: 6,357 Member
    So how much?
  • jmp463
    jmp463 Posts: 266 Member
    What does your mom/sister look like naked???
  • clh72569
    clh72569 Posts: 280 Member
    Does this look like a cold sore?
  • amtyrell
    amtyrell Posts: 1,449 Member
    Some real things I have had guys say
    "Oh yeah no those pictures on my profile are really my cousin we look a lot alike but he is better looking"
    At a starbucks meet up suggested by the guy "what do you mean you ordered a coffee, women can't drink caffeine "
    "You are actually 5'10". I thought everyone added height. I can't date a girl taller then me" fyi his profile called him 6 foot he was 5 ft7
  • jvcjim
    jvcjim Posts: 812 Member
    excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?
  • clh72569
    clh72569 Posts: 280 Member
    Before a first date, texting on Match.com "I would move from Florida to CA for the right woman"

    "Are you into cuckholding?"