Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2017

Marry me!

JstTheWayIam · March 2017

Can I borrow money

djchaney3 · March 2017

You smell different awake!

FabulousFantasticFifty · March 2017

My kids are gonna love you!

taco_inspector · March 2017

You can't tell your parents or any of your other teachers ... OK?

djchaney3 · March 2017

Just ignore the zip ties and duct tape in the back seat

kangakev · March 2017

I'm wearing a new deodorant....wanna smell my armpit?

slimgirljo15 · March 2017

I just got out of prison..honest my last 6 boyfriends died of natural causes

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 2017

Do you enjoy torture?

FFeric · April 2017

Don't worry, I was never convicted...

iamsharica · April 2017

Hold on let me take this call

FabulousFantasticFifty · April 2017

Dayum...Would you look at the ..... On that Broad!

FFeric · April 2017

You look so good...do you have a younger sister?

iamsharica · April 2017

I'm broke, you paying for this meal right?

kangakev · April 2017

Do you know if sniffing glue is unhealthy?

lqqkingatu · April 2017

My dad used to use that same kind of goose grease on his hair...

LVNF04 · April 2017

Because my *kitten* got blown in a freak fan boating accident, my fake testicle doubles as my glass eye..

A_Patient_Wolf · April 2017

"What do you want to do?"

ZR200 · April 2017

I'm sorry, but I have this terrible itch

dpwellman · April 2017

Kepplekakes wrote: »

I really like pound cake.

Wait. What's wrong with pound cake? Especially during strawberry season?

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