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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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  • SAMURR9094
    SAMURR9094 Posts: 33 Member
    Your chi needs to be aligned in order to meet my frequency or else we cant function on the same wavelength..........................now, remove your clothes so I can massage your polarities correctly.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    SAMURR9094 wrote: »
    Your chi needs to be aligned in order to meet my frequency or else we cant function on the same wavelength..........................now, remove your clothes so I can massage your polarities correctly.

    I mean, I'd let you massage my polarities.
  • SAMURR9094
    SAMURR9094 Posts: 33 Member
    Tell me youre my girl and that I own you.
  • DietPrada
    DietPrada Posts: 1,171 Member
    "I have some scars on my body, I used to hurt myself after I broke up with my ex-wife, I'm fine now I just wanted to tell you in case you see me naked later and get freaked out" ... on a first date with a guy I met through online dating.

    We're getting married in October.
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    I've ghosted other guys before for no reason
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    Hang on, let me call my mom real quick
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    If this doesn't work out do you have any friends who look good in a skirt?
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    If I were an enzyme I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes. . . .

    Would work on a biochemist, though, probably.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited April 2017
    Orders a cheese pizza with no sauce. . . or cheese.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Ringtone is "Smooth Operator"
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited April 2017
    Or worse: Ringtone is "Ding Dong Song"
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    ^^funny and funny!

    Things you should never say on a first date -

    nothing at all
  • iamsharica
    iamsharica Posts: 947 Member
    I think I have herpes but I haven't got my results back yet
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Does this look like a sore or a lesion?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I already had sex today
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I already had sex today


    *winks*...so...ready for round 2...and 3??
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  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Your brother was pretty big, I hope it runs in the family ;)

    That line might take the cake! Lol

  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    Do you care if my mom drives?
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    edited April 2017
    Can you mum join in afterwards
  • davedoubleu
    davedoubleu Posts: 831 Member
    I'm on the sex offenders register. How's your day been?
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    I really like the color of your shower curtains
  • davedoubleu
    davedoubleu Posts: 831 Member
    Do you think this axe is sharp enough?
  • davedoubleu
    davedoubleu Posts: 831 Member
    "One inch.............................................but twice that when erect! "
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    I left my wallet at home, can you pay for everything?
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    You are paying right??
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
    ZR200 wrote: »
    You are paying right??

    Just noticed comment above mine!! :D
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Are you Sarah Connor?
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