Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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You should really think about ordering the Salad!1
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That's not necessarily bad. . .@Bridge_marie wrote: »Your brother was pretty big, I hope it runs in the family
. . . because what if it does?
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honkytonk badonkadonk i can't wait to see you go0
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I want to get married soon0
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I think I love you0
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You remind me of my dad0
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You look way older than your profile picture!0
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Do you have any hot friends?0
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I dated your mum1
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can we finish this up, I have another date in 20 minutes0
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Can I borrow $100
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you look like my brother0
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Weird...but silk underwear doesn't usually make my crotch itch this much0
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Ear wax is delicious0
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I love your skin ..I'd like to wear it0
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So. . . your name is really [insert name here]? I am serving you these court documents. . . .0
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Can my mom sit at the end of the table, she needs to be close to the bathroom0
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I see your moustache is coming on well0
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I think is best you go with a salad sweetie!0
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My ex is so smart, funny and great looking...I miss him everyday0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »I'm gonna get pregnant tonight!
Saying something like: Omg thats hilarious, my ex used to say that all the time!0 -
You're good looking, but my ex is a 10/100
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I have some tweezers in my purse if you want to lose that unibrow0
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Your mom is hot0
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I got a hot date next week..wanna babysit ..lets face it you're not getting another date anytime soon0
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I promise, this isn't what it looks like.0
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Do you have your own bass boat?0
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I look just like my dad....you f@$# me...you f@$# him.0
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Oh, these lesions?.....well, don't worry, I shouldn't be contagious now....0
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