Good Bad Jokes
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Poop jokes may not be my favorite type of jokes,
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... but they're a solid number-23 -
Where do bees go to pee?
The BP station.4 -
Not sure where I heard this one but its a good one.
What kind of bees make milk?...
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Boobies!2 -
What do you call a rabbit who grew in a home and never leaves?
An in-grown hare4 -
What do you call a cross between and elephant and a rhinoceros?
elephino (hell if I know)
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What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck!4 -
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how does a real man blanch broccoli?
he screams at it.
that's from the 1980's and the 'real men don't eat quiche' thing, but it's come back to me now i've seen powerlifters riling themselves up for a lift.0 -
What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
- Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
- Married man comes home, checks out what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
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What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
A kid will eat a booger6 -
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!1
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
PATTY
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »a man walks into a bar and orders six shots.
the bartender says "rough day huh?"
the man says, "yes, very rough." he then goes home and hangs himself.
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just seen a guy running around making machine gun noises.....I think he suffers from Turrets Syndrome!!3
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If you are American when you go into the bathroom, and you are American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
European
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Wife: I look old, fat, and ugly! I really need you to pay me a compliment.
Hubby: Your eyesight is damn near perfect!
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What do you call children conceived in a whorehouse?Brothel Sprouts !2
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I told my wife she would look great with a Brazilian.....but I don't like her new boyfriend Miguel!!2
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I put my pet cockerel on a fitness regime......you should see his pecks now!!1
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theres no easy way to say this.....I have a lisp!!2
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if you rearrange the letters of "postmen".....they get very annoyed!!3
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I hate people who moan about genetically modified foods.....I've just had a lovely leg of cod!!1
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I've just been invited to the drag racing.....how do they run in heels?1
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Out tonight with the lads from OCD anonymous tonight....things aren't going to get messy!!0
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer call the Tour de France?
Meal on Wheels3 -
been comparing my skin tone after my holiday in Bangkok with my mate who's been to Phucket....it really is the clash of the Thai tans!!1
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I thought it was a booger but it's not
(say it out loud)1
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