We broke up because...
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Lol always made me fill his blow up dolls
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She preferred feeling filing up dolls.0
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If u don't fill them all the way the actually perform better ..... Than u0
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Of 3rd degree burns suffered from being to close to the guy that last one was directed at0
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She told me our love had expired
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It was 12!
Because she can't count
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Never let me show off my rack!0
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Always trying to show off her rack.0
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It was CNN!
She can't keep the fake news networks separated from crazy entertainment shows0 -
He liked unlucky numbers0
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You monopolized the court during our couples tennis match with the Joneses.0
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Her name should be What Lunatic said, because she was craaazy!!!0
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Her puns were sooo witty.0
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He was a big Smartelek aka SmartAss!0
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We were going broke buying Depends0
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Wanted a fishing themed wedding.0
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Wanted to live on a boat.0
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It was always about Luna. Luna, luna, luna0
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I never knew where he would disappear to!0
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She told me I couldn't take my snakes out with us to fancy restaurants. For shame!!! <gasp>
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Her snake bit me and my Arsse swelled up three times its normal size!
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She had 7 years bad luck from breaking a mirror...I wanted no part in that0
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He was too Superstitious. He went Ape shytte after finding the Doll I made that looked just like him!0
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She fell in love with the doll0
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The Doll was much quieter!0
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She wouldn't do anything without first consulting the "Psychic Hotline"0
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She made me giggle too much0
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