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We broke up because...
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he didnt let me look at him0
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She kept digging her fingernails into my butt!!0
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he bit me!0
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She kept giving me hickies where my boss could see them.0
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he didn't like public displays of affection0
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She didn't like it rough0
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he didnt like toys0
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She wouldn't swallow my whip cream.0
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he used too many double entendres0
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(ignored)0
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She didn't understand my sick sense of humor.1
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he thought he was funny0
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She took everything way too literally0
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She had no sense of humor.0
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he made me Dry1
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She always dry ..0
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he didn't like lube0
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She always forgot to buy lube!!0
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he never gave me money for lube0
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He never buy anything ..0
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he wanted to dress up like a vamp im bed0
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She didn't like dressing up for the bedroom.0
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he liked friction burns0
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She didn't like her head being banged against the headboard!!0
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he liked emergency room visits0
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She couldn't fit my banana in her mouth!0
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he didn't let me put my whip cream on his banana0
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She didn't like went I went in the back door!0
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