We broke up because...
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We didn't.1
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He is still in my closet.
Note to self: feed and walk Brad when you get home.0 -
She couldn't take compliments after being disfigured chasing parked cars drunk.0
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Never happened..he loves me
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She was always in denial
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Her kisses were too sloppy1
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Hates that I like it sloppy0
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Why did I not know we are dating damn it0
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Called me Sloppy Seconds
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Didn't realize the term seconds wasn't referring to the order, but to the amount of time it takes.0
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Too much Tim for me.0
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Takes seconds off my life daily0
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Because he would tell me he always wanted a daughter0
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She wouldn't give me Children0
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I gave her my heart and it still wasn't enough0
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She didn't have a heart anymore.0
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He liked to sit in the dark.0
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Never turned the lights off. 24/7 they were on. I couldn't afford the light bill anymore.0
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Couldn't overcome the shocking bill she had.0
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He was a spitfire.0
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He couldn't handle the heat0
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Wore a coat all year even when it was a 100 degrees0
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She poured jalapeño juice in my panties.. Then asked if I could feel the heat.0
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She was too hot to handle -- and she didn't like my oven mits.0
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She was too hot to handle0
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Told everyone that I had ice running through my veins0
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She was so cold, I had her cremated.0
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Set fire to her ex..she's now in jail0
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She made me wear sweats and rubbed my leg until I popped a tent in my sweat pants.0
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