We broke up because...
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She didn't shave her kitty and there was too much hair.0
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He wanted me to shave my kitty during no shave November0
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Said my kitty was too plump0
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Hes a red sox fan0
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He was caught flashing people at a piggly wiggly0
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He wanted me to pet my kitty in public0
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I was allergic to her Kitty0
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Her kitty bite me!!0
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He didn't like to be bitten0
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Couldn't handle a little pain0
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Was a Masochist
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She was a ghost0
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she saw dead people0
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It was like dating a ghost, she was never there.0
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He didn't appreciate my "gift"0
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Because she are a grammar Nazi!1
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Her gift scared me.0
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Her gifts were always gift certificates to McDonalds0
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She hate too much fast fat food.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Her gifts were always gift certificates to McDonalds
She didn't like McDonald's0 -
That's because it makes me fat0
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She always fought people for the french fries0
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He shared his French fries with everyone0
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She was just a little too crazy for me0
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She played with her food and rubbed it on her body for me to eat off of her.0
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He didn't like me cuz I was Loco!!!
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She wasn't loco enough for me.0
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He said I was crazy when I called his mom and told her to back off, he's mine now1
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We wanted everything just like his mom's0
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