We broke up because...
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Too much baggage0
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Was always giving me Wet Willys0
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She didn't like Wet Willies.0
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His willy wasn't wet..
was kinda dry and crusty 
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She refused to wash my willy.0
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I polished all the knobs in the house and he still wasn't happy0
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She kept missing one last knob that needed polishing a lot.0
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Said I didn't understand euphemisms...0
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Kept using long words to sound intelligent.0
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I always had to dumb things down for him0
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She was a cat lady and she said I was just a dawg.0
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He mixed up words constantly and he was a slob0
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She didn't shave her kitty and there was too much hair.0
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He wanted me to shave my kitty during no shave November0
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Said my kitty was too plump0
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Hes a red sox fan0
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He was caught flashing people at a piggly wiggly0
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He wanted me to pet my kitty in public0
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I was allergic to her Kitty0
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Her kitty bite me!!0
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