We broke up because...
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He ran after his ex fab0
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Liked to bite too hard
Oh, wrong one. Lol!0 -
He wore heels everywhere0
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She tried to make me wear heels.0
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They got mad when I got jealous of their sister hugging them for too long... *kitten*0
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Always tried to pass me off to her sister0
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Always wanting to hang out at the playground
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Didn't like the playground and peed on the slide0
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He slept with my best friends mother....0
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take2spicy wrote: »He slept with my best friends mother....
She thought I was a dude1 -
take2spicy wrote: »He slept with my best friends mother....
She thought I was a dude
OMG I'm sorry lol we broke up because I'm stupid lol
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Was always hoarding the wine0
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Wouldn't share the wine0
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Cause these two Gals couldn't make up their minds ,,,,,,,
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He would always get drunk and repeatedly sing the Tigger song "The wonderful thing about Tiggers"0
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He bounced around on his back end too much0
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WEll ,,,the wonderful thing about tigg_ers is Tigg_ers are wonderful things
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He would always hell out where his pooh bear was0
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Always talking about her pooh0
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I frequently fail to make completed stops on most 4-way stop signs...0
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Amost killed us too many times0
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Drama queen ..sheeesh "almost killed" exaggerated...so you now have plastic teeth, wooden legs and 37 broken bones ..no biggie
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There was obviously a misunderstanding on the safe word.0
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Told me she was a doctor0
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She needs to take Sex Ed so she can know the difference between a She and a He!0
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She was my sex Ed teacher and purposefully taught me wrong0
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She played wirh all the sex ed toys0
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Stole a sex ed toy for home use.0
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Had a sore on it ..
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