We broke up because...
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His deck of cards was all jokers.0
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He was thee Jokers, kept asking me to play his Harley Quinn0
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His biting abilities did suck0
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She wouldn't let me butt scoot around the living room when my bum was itchy0
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oral fixation0
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Had to present a slideshow for him to show how oral was done0
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She was always preparing slideshows0
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Because he was banned from the park for pushing other people's children on the swings.0
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He tried to be like superman and fly, then realized he wasn't going anywhere on the swing.0
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He always relieved himself in the yard0
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She asked me to wear a diaper on long road trip.0
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Wouldn't ever wear pants0
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He wouldn't let me go around pantless0
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we were not a good "fit"...0
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If the shoe doesn't fit!0
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Her shoes were huge0
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She stretched out my shoes with her Man feet!0
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She's always loaning out my things to her Cross dressing Manfriend0
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There were no more refills left on our medication...0
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He was always stealing my Medical Marijuana card0
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We disagreed on the definition of the word steal...0
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He said that I was a Steal
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She spells with sports equipment.1
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He ran an eharem..said I could only be booty call #6..
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She didn't stick around long enough for a promotion.0
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He was always promoting being promiscuous0
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