True Confessions - Don't Judge
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I confess I want to take a nap. Who wants to be my snuggle bunny?0
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You never know, you might meet another onion gormandizer or lover of garlic this way. There's always a chance.cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
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cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol2 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I confess I want to take a nap. Who wants to be my snuggle bunny?
Sign me up for that class0 -
I always cook with a ton of onions and garlic... add a little green pepper and olive oil and/or butter for sauteeing and you have one of my favorite smells.1
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Me too. I have to use garlic more than onions though because my wife hates them, well she hates their texture mostly.
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cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol
Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!
And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.2 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I'm a little freaked out right now. I just got an email from the lady in charge of running a local farmer's market inviting me to have a table there for the skin care stuff I like to make (and sometimes people buy). She said I would be the only one there with that kind of product, and thinks I'd be a good addition. I've never done that kinda thing before and that market can be pretty busy.
I told her I'd do it. Yikes.
Remember us when you're rich and famous.
Ha. If my lip balm and sugar scrubs make me rich and famous, I'll buy you a new bowling ball.
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I'm a little freaked out right now. I just got an email from the lady in charge of running a local farmer's market inviting me to have a table there for the skin care stuff I like to make (and sometimes people buy). She said I would be the only one there with that kind of product, and thinks I'd be a good addition. I've never done that kinda thing before and that market can be pretty busy.
I told her I'd do it. Yikes.
Remember us when you're rich and famous.
Ha. If my lip balm and sugar scrubs make me rich and famous, I'll buy you a new bowling ball.
I want a dishwasher.0 -
cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol
Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol
Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!
And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.
I am totally laughing at this conversation.1 -
cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol
Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!
And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.
Would then God be instead Goddess?
not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really seems to apply to certain methodologies.
I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc1 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I'm a little freaked out right now. I just got an email from the lady in charge of running a local farmer's market inviting me to have a table there for the skin care stuff I like to make (and sometimes people buy). She said I would be the only one there with that kind of product, and thinks I'd be a good addition. I've never done that kinda thing before and that market can be pretty busy.
I told her I'd do it. Yikes.
Remember us when you're rich and famous.
Ha. If my lip balm and sugar scrubs make me rich and famous, I'll buy you a new bowling ball.
I want a dishwasher.
Like an actual dish washing machine? Or a hired hot guy to come wash your dishes?0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol
Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!
And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.
Would then God be instead Goddess?
not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really applies to certain methodologies.
I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc
My husband was taught in seminary to refer to God (the Father, not Jesus) as God, the Lord, or other non gender specific titles rather than gender specific pronouns.0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »She meant me.
I'll accept your offer if you cook and only wear an apron while doing so.1 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »She meant me.
I'll accept your offer if you cook and only wear an apron while doing so.
How much is this going to cost me?0 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »She meant me.
I'll accept your offer if you cook and only wear an apron while doing so.
How much is this going to cost me?
@BowlingForHollars Name your price cupcake0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »cabronlobos wrote: »I just ate a lot of onions. I don't think I'm doing myself any favors in meeting any ladies this afternoon
^apparently onions increase sex drive and erection quality. I don't know if that'll help you or not lol
Well isn't that quite the curse dammit! The very thing that makes me potent discourages contact!
And with an erection and no where to put it....god is cruel. God is probably female.
Would then God be instead Goddess?
not necessarily. God isn't really gender specific, i don't think we have a male only word, yet we have a female only one. It's odd. I checked it out after it came up the other day. Also it only really applies to certain methodologies.
I'm not talking norse, greek etc here im talking the ol' big G of Christianity etc
My husband was taught in seminary to refer to God (the Father, not Jesus) as God, the Lord, or other non gender specific titles rather than gender specific pronouns.
Yep i read this the other night but i found in hard to work into that post. I was kinda negating my own point by saying god is probably female only to then go on to say god is neither.
Interestingly the word Lord is primarily a male term, although maybe not in the religious context. It is however hard to argue the connotation it carries.0 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »She meant me.
I'll accept your offer if you cook and only wear an apron while doing so.
How much is this going to cost me?
@BowlingForHollars Name your price cupcake
It would only take a peanut butter cup blizzard for me to cook naked for you, sweet tits.1
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