We broke up because...
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She didn't want to ride the big wave0
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kept stealing all my pre workout0
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I love cucumbers. Mmmm! Ha!0
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I kept finding cucumbers in the nightstand
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She'd spent time in prison, see? And it had made her hard and untrusting, dig? If you came up behind her and she didn't hear you, she'd freak! It was all those years of worry about someone shanking her in the "yard". So sadly, I had to move on.0
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Sh left me for my cellmate Big Bertha!1
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She paid Big Bertha in cigarettes to stuff me in the little closet.0
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She came out of the joint with bigger arms than me and tats all over!0
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He hated my body Art0
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She had a tatoo that said I'm her b!t@h and an arrow.1
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He tried to tattoo I'm his b!t@h on his *kitten*0
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He didn't like my portrait drawing for his tattoo0
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Said I was to old for a tattoo0
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didn't like to role play0
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He loved his coffee more than he loved me.0
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Was jealous of my espresso0
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Was jealous of my boogie!0
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His Boogie
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She couldn't boogie.0
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He had big crater boogies hanging out his nose.0
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