True Confessions - Don't Judge
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »Muscle_for_Fitness wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
No, there's more?! What happened to good old fashioned putting it in your mouth?_har_T_Swallow wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Oh god I love pasties
Me too. There was a newspaper article about a man who loved a pasty a little too much. I need to find that..
you mean the guy and the McChicken?
I can hear the laughter of dirty men misinterpreting your comment
D@mn, now I am a dirty man. lol
Aren't most men?
No, I think all men1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
No, there's more?! What happened to good old fashioned putting it in your mouth?_har_T_Swallow wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Oh god I love pasties
Me too. There was a newspaper article about a man who loved a pasty a little too much. I need to find that..
you mean the guy and the McChicken?
some guy last year had sex with a McChicken from McDonalds. went live on Twitter with it if i remember right.
the memes were really great.
How do you even? He must like it rough.1 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »@SomebodyWakeUpHIcks I thought it might be you. Didn't want to embarrass you.
@TeacupsAndToning yes!! I'm not sure how true it is, it's on the internet so it must be! Hilarious though. Poor Howard.
@kace_kay yes!
Omg look at Greggs' twitter response to it:
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
No, there's more?! What happened to good old fashioned putting it in your mouth?_har_T_Swallow wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Oh god I love pasties
Me too. There was a newspaper article about a man who loved a pasty a little too much. I need to find that..
you mean the guy and the McChicken?
I can hear the laughter of dirty men misinterpreting your comment fixed it. 0 -
Ok, while I'm here derailing...
I confess I drowned a fly by accident the other day and cried for about a minute and 1/2.0 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
No, there's more?! What happened to good old fashioned [ putting it in your mouth] ?_har_T_Swallow wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Oh god I love pasties
Me too. There was a newspaper article about a man who loved a pasty a little too much. I need to find that..
you mean the guy and the McChicken?
Good Afternoon!0 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »No, there's more?! What happened to good old fashioned putting it in your mouth?
I can hear the laughter of dirty men misinterpreting your comment
I thought we already made this pretty clear with frilly tacos. Y'all make it sound like it's a bad thing. LOL
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I may or may not have made a big root beer float. And I don't drink soda but it's so good!!! Lol0
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
Would make tasty implants too. Could be messy if someone bashed into you but they could put these in and then instead of stitching you up they put a zipper in. Then when you get a little hungry you've got snacks at the ready, then you replace the pasty and zip it back up.captainfantastic94 wrote: »
@Timshel_ this should happen and we should see evidence in the selfie thread!ToniLeeAnn82 wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
Well that got the mind wandering.
Thanks.
Does that mean you are going to try out pasties?SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
1.those are the best
2. Those should completely replace bras. Good for when you need support, or when you need a snack
I think I might be onto something...we need a name for this *kitten*!
bod pockets1 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Oh god I love pasties
Me too. There was a newspaper article about a man who loved a pasty a little too much. I need to find that..
Was that the one where he wanted to sue because the pasty was too hot and he burned his junk?
Or has this happened more than once lol
Even Jim from American Pie knew to let the pastry get to room temperature. D'oh!
I found a photo
What are they call it a bellend?0 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Oh god I love pasties
Me too. There was a newspaper article about a man who loved a pasty a little too much. I need to find that..
Like loved with his penis?
Lol
I love you so much with my penis.
I've known it since the day I met you, I knew I'd love you with my penis forever.
I understand all love songs now, they don't say with their penis but I know, I know this to be true.
awesome line @kace_kay ...should have used that in my proposal. 2 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Those are empanadas0 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »HardcoreP0rk wrote: »True Story: I wear pasties all the time. I hate bras. I go completely without or wear pasties
I have no idea what pasties you are talking about but these are pasties in the UK. So now this is what I'm imagining
Those are empanadas
Miner pies0 -
I really need to go shopping but have no desire, someone just bring me food.0
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I confess my love for sweet baby rays BBQ sauce1
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