A little like a dating website...

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I'll see your ninja and raise you a pirate.
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    Look in my eyes, not around my eyes, but in my eyes. You have an overwhelming urge to give up your pirate booty to me....

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  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Sooo is it the women that only get those messages or do guys get them too? I'm pretty sure guys send them but, do they ever get them?

    I don't ever send em, but I sure get em.

    It's the hat, I think ;)

    Your hat needs to be reshaped. Just sayin

    Much as I hate to admit it, you are right. The damn thing isn't very cooperative.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Sooo is it the women that only get those messages or do guys get them too? I'm pretty sure guys send them but, do they ever get them?

    I don't ever send em, but I sure get em.

    It's the hat, I think ;)

    Your hat needs to be reshaped. Just sayin

    Much as I hate to admit it, you are right. The damn thing isn't very cooperative.

    It's okay. Your nipples are shaped just fine.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Well, helllllllllllllo ladies.

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    bwa ha ha ha. why on earth do you have a pic of what's-his-name in a speedo?!?! tee hee
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member


    Look in my eyes, not around my eyes, but in my eyes. You have an overwhelming urge to give up your pirate booty to me....

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    You have no power over me.

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    bwa ha ha ha. why on earth do you have a pic of what's-his-name in a speedo?!?! tee hee

    The Hoff? I luurve him. He's my idol.

    Damn, lady I would have responded sooner but I just had to pick my jaw off the floor after seeing your profile pic...
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Well, helllllllllllllo ladies.

    hasselhoff.jpg

    bwa ha ha ha. why on earth do you have a pic of what's-his-name in a speedo?!?! tee hee

    It's the Hoff, he is the epitome of sexiness - - - NOT!
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Well, helllllllllllllo ladies.

    hasselhoff.jpg

    bwa ha ha ha. why on earth do you have a pic of what's-his-name in a speedo?!?! tee hee

    It's the Hoff, he is the epitome of sexiness - - - NOT!

    Yeah definitely not! I can't even see any nipples! Sheesh!! :noway:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    You have no power over me.

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    These ARE the droids you are looking for....

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    OK, I'm out. Early conference call tomorrow morning. Have fun ;)
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    so furry -- wait I get it! it goes with the cat theme . . . . flatterer
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    so furry -- wait I get it! it goes with the cat theme . . . . flatterer

    Yeah, but you are SO worth a bit of flattery with your enigmatic Mona Lisa smile ;)

    Ok, I'm really going now. Take care ;)
  • uhoh_billy
    uhoh_billy Posts: 94
    This is the best thread ever.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Well, helllllllllllllo ladies.

    hasselhoff.jpg

    bwa ha ha ha. why on earth do you have a pic of what's-his-name in a speedo?!?! tee hee

    It's the Hoff, he is the epitome of sexiness - - - NOT!

    Yeah definitely not! I can't even see any nipples! Sheesh!! :noway:

    There is plenty of man fluff to go around and around though!
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Well, helllllllllllllo ladies.

    hasselhoff.jpg

    bwa ha ha ha. why on earth do you have a pic of what's-his-name in a speedo?!?! tee hee

    It's the Hoff, he is the epitome of sexiness - - - NOT!

    Yeah definitely not! I can't even see any nipples! Sheesh!! :noway:

    There is plenty of man fluff to go around and around though!


    I think I just coughed up a hairball just looking at that picture.

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  • laureneva15
    laureneva15 Posts: 280
    This thread is truly beyond words.

    Except for....

    Dogs anyone else notice it looked like the hoff is missingmayor hair near his neck... like maybe its been waxed? Lol
  • CeejayGee
    CeejayGee Posts: 299 Member
    Man, I feel left out. I haven't gotten any 'shag like rotweillers" emails!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    I think it is spam. i haven't had any of those yet but this is not the first I've heard.

    It's NOT Spam - it takes me hours to write all those damn PM's.
  • SLaw4215
    SLaw4215 Posts: 596 Member
    How, YOU doin?

    JOEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Man fluff... And cat ninjas vs. cat pirates... There are no words for your awesomeness, loves

    Or your nipples, hat man.
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    Well, helllllllllllllo ladies.

    hasselhoff.jpg

    bwa ha ha ha. why on earth do you have a pic of what's-his-name in a speedo?!?! tee hee

    It's the Hoff, he is the epitome of sexiness - - - NOT!

    I would post the pic but it's been known to cause seizures and drive people insane.
    Just search for 'infinite david hasselhoff' ...and you've been warned.


    Oh and I'm still waiting for those creepy messages. Starting to feel a bit fugly. *sniff* Maybe I need to post some toe pics.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I feel dirty and used. Wait, no I don't... Damn :(

    I must have different "friends"...

    You must not have enough Canadian friends.... We're a dirty lot.

    same for us from Texas, too! :tongue:

    Where have you all been all my life?!!


    right here in Houston, duh. :tongue:
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    david-hasselhoff.jpg

    I came here looking for a little tail. ;)
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    david-hasselhoff.jpg

    I came here looking for a little tail. ;)

    MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! QUICK, GET THE BLEACH TO SO I CAN BLEACH MY BRAIN AND A RED HOT WIRE TO POKE MY EYES OUT.....
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    david-hasselhoff.jpg

    I came here looking for a little tail. ;)

    MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! QUICK, GET THE BLEACH TO SO I CAN BLEACH MY BRAIN AND A RED HOT WIRE TO POKE MY EYES OUT.....

    That is the most disturbing image ever. Those poor puppies.
  • beaglenutty
    beaglenutty Posts: 160 Member
    OMG this thread is so funny!
  • BodyByButter
    BodyByButter Posts: 563 Member
    I am surprised at the people who post pictures of themselves in their underwear. I never get those type requests. Maybe no butter fetishists on here :)
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    Leave it up to my completely heterosexual life partner to start an epic thread.

    *squeeze*
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    It truly is epic, isn't it?
  • jah7700
    jah7700 Posts: 276 Member
    I feel dirty and used. Wait, no I don't... Damn :(

    I must have different "friends"...

    I can get you dirty and use you at the same time.... :wink:

    Seriously though, my grass needs a good mowin', car needs a bath, windows need to be cleaned....Hehehe

    Ha! I would have to say that's the typical dirty message I would expect to get from the ladies :D

    I guess no one likes trophies :(
  • marshmallow99
    marshmallow99 Posts: 3
    hee, hee, hee too funny - sort of (to stc)
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