We broke up because...
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Didn't like how my granny panties smothered them in their sleep and left the days of the week on their face0
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Although we physically shared the same bed, we lacked the mentality of it all...0
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They liked to get deep into the emotional talk... I'd rather eat pizza0
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We had different interpretations of the word pizza...and eat...0
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Had different interpretation of the word PIZZA!!!!! WTF?????0
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We had the same interpretation of the word pizza but our devouring techniques were too different0
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She would always pull the football away from me just as I was about to kick it...
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He has weird terms for alone time and gets mad if I try to help out!
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She was too helpful! Wanted to help everyone with their alone times1
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She kept a photo of each ex in a creepy album!0
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Didn't like my butterfly collection0
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I woke up one morning with Blue hair!
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because I liked her blue hair!0
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My longboard was too short.0
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He was too short for me0
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she wasn't that good in the sack0
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He liked to do the deed in a sack0
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She wouldn't braid my hair0
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She wouldn't let me grab her hair0
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She wouldn't sit still0
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Lethal dutch ovens..I died0
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She didn't like the smell of my cooking0
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Said i had to quit MFP for her0
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He escaped the basement0
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She tried to kill me .0
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Paranoid delusional0
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She stabbed me 5 times0
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Aww c'mon ..I was hungry and you put your hand over the top of my plate ..0
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