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Their panties never fit... I don't even think they belong to them0
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She only wore granny panties with the days of the week stitched on them.0
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Didn't like how my granny panties smothered them in their sleep and left the days of the week on their face0
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Although we physically shared the same bed, we lacked the mentality of it all...0
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They liked to get deep into the emotional talk... I'd rather eat pizza0
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We had different interpretations of the word pizza...and eat...0
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Had different interpretation of the word PIZZA!!!!! WTF?????0
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We had the same interpretation of the word pizza but our devouring techniques were too different0
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She would always pull the football away from me just as I was about to kick it...
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He has weird terms for alone time and gets mad if I try to help out!0
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She was too helpful! Wanted to help everyone with their alone times1
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She kept a photo of each ex in a creepy album!0
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Didn't like my butterfly collection0
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I woke up one morning with Blue hair!0
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because I liked her blue hair!0
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My longboard was too short.0
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He was too short for me0
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she wasn't that good in the sack0
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