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We broke up because...
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my career is over
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She tried to hold me down by my throat with her heels0
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He had a phobia of heels0
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She claimed to be an Angel.... All Lies!!!!!!!0
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I screwed her sister0
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He had a Potty Mouth
and..... what??!!!! CHEATER!!!!!0 -
Wouldn't cut her toenails0
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She was too cheap to treat me to a Pedicure0
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She emptied my bank with all those pedicures0
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She got mad when I busted open her penny rolls0
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They fed me uncooked food and I yacked in a parking lot and then drive out into the middle of nowhere and yacked some more and two days later I still feel like yacking. What did you put in that?0
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Was yacking non stop..vomit breath ewww0
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Found out that I knew about the Life Insurance Policy! ;p0
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I was jealous of all her fabulous shoes.0
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Had awful taste in shoes0
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Got mad when I used her Bandana/Scarf to polish my black patent leather shoes!
Lost my Girlfriend, but dang did those shoes come out shiny!0 -
she picked awesome shoes while i just ran around in my tennis shoes0
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he didn't even invite me. I would have found a nice pair of shoes!0
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She doesn't like the shoes I bought her--always giving them away0
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He liked wearing my shoes0
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She like wearing my Stretch Boxers always!0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »She like wearing my Stretch Boxers always!
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Not enough room in your silk lace panties my dear!0
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He liked wearing lace panties0
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She didn't like them0
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Their panties never fit... I don't even think they belong to them0
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She only wore granny panties with the days of the week stitched on them.0
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