We broke up because...

jbarry1506

She didn't like it when I growled or howled.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He only did that when he was alone, when I'm there he doesn't make a sound!

SojournerThirteen

She doesn' make a sound during nookie

FabulousFantasticFifty

Gets all hurt every time I fall asleep!

LifeIs420

because i wanted a cooking carreer

FabulousFantasticFifty

Good luck with that! Hopefully your cooking is better than your...!

jbarry1506

I was keeping her up all night.

FabulousFantasticFifty

His snoring was too much to bear!

SojournerThirteen

She wouldn't ever get bare nekked... always had to be wearing clothes

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought we still lived at the Nudest Colony

finny11122

It was only when I left that she finally understood me . Her loss .

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always singing this to me

https://youtu.be/D8LI-XtOlxA

FabulousFantasticFifty

Such a HoHoHo!!!

jbarry1506

She was obsessed with Little Debbies.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She changed her name one day and was never heard from again!

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LonniJay

She was too amazing for me

daddybuzzkill

She couldn't deal with my clown tattoo.

jbarry1506

He's a man and.....he's a man

LonniJay

He didn't like my dungeon

daddybuzzkill

...and she wouldn't let me see her dungeon.

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jbarry1506

Vinehausen wrote: »

he's a buzzkill

We got arrested for public sex when we were buzzed.

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AskMorphis

He got me a taxidermied leopard for my birthday.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had a Spot Phobia!

LonniJay

Truly believed when she stepped on a crack she'd break her momma's back

1Wildthang

ThePoeToaster wrote: »

She had better hair than me

And she should

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