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We broke up because...
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Had a taste for human flesh0
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She was a little crazy, okay maybe more than little0
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She thought I was crazy so I was afraid to introduce her to my family0
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Didn't enjoy the family love... Or my irrational fear of Kentucky0
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I once caught her not only with two cousins, but with her Brother and Sister in-law too!0
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She didn't like my idea of fun
The more the merrier.....right?0 -
She wouldn't let me sleep with her sister0
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He kept trying to sleep with his sister
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His cousin turned out to be my cousin on my mamas, daddy's, sisters side of the family.0
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She had too many kids0
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He wanted me to sell my kids0
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Tried to sell me on Craig's list0
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She has issues with being sold on My List.0
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She hordes Oreos!0
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He always ate out the middle and put back the wafers in the package0
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I took too long to think of a clever "ate out the middle..." retort.0
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He was terrible at "eating out"0
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Wanted to get married to quickly..
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She considered dating for ten years too soon to wed... So I married her sister0
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Found out she was married to HealthGoalies sister0
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He was always trying to pick up married Women!0
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She carried around a scale so she could recommend who to be picked up or not0
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Made me step on a scale Everytime I wanted dessert
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Didn't like to be part of my research0
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Her research was more important than our relationship0
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Tried to peck out my eyes once when she/he got angry!0
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Could not break her of the OMMETAPHOBIA, and she refused to get professional help0
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Only because he was always trying to lick my eyes when we made out! Weirdo!!!
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