We broke up because...
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He was too bashful to handle it when I sang Sheena Easton's "Sugar Walls" to him!1
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She wanted to see other people, I told her to keep the blind fold on.0
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Kept me tied up and blindfolded
I Finally escaped!0 -
Her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, I went into beast mode and it didn't impress her.0
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He wouldn't let my Boyfriends visit!
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Hussy ^^^
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She violated the safety word0
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He chose the dumbest Safety word! "Oooooooohh!"1
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She insisted on blowing air through her elbow macaroni0
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Cooked the Elbow Macaroni Sculpture I made him! :0
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Played with her food0
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Her legs were too strong for my head
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His head was too weak to control a body0
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I never knew what the heck he was talking about!0
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My obliques hurt too much from laughing at her jokes. 1
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He laughed when I tried a new Strip tease0
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She kept trying to steal me out of Jo's basement0
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He is obsessed with "Jo's"0
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He ate worms0
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She lost track of the children every time she passed out in a stupor!0
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Although we were physically close, mentally, we lived in different time zones...0
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His Jet lag turned him into a Mean SOB!0
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She prefers automatic over manual transmission...0
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Turns out she only liked trannies0
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She didn't like my big ones
Not ballz... boobs!!!0 -
He was starving because I ate everything in sight
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she wouldn't feed me what I wanted!!!0
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