We broke up because...
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Wanted to eat my cat0
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Thought an opossum was a cat0
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Told me I was a cat lady0
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Got offended no matter what I said0
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I just couldn't take looking at his outtie!
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Ate her peas one at a time0
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Didn't ever eat his Vegetables!0
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Kept wanting to shave my head0
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I caught some guy at our place wearing her nighties!
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Lifted heavier than me0
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'Tis the truth, and his Manhood was apparently threatened!0
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She..she kicked me
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too naughty for me0
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We did? DAMN IT!0
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She didn't like me spanking her0
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Caught spanking Mike the neighbour0
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Kept calling me mike0
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She always wore a hood in the bedroom and it scared me1
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He called himself Ash, but didn't have a Chainsaw hand or Boomstick!0
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I found out he was an Imposter and not the real Batman!
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She had better flexing skills than I did.0
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Was always trying to get me to Flex in front of his friends!0
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I like men0
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She switched over to the other Team!1
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because she wouldn't wear the red tank top I bought her0
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Because she never dressed up for me0
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He didnt like my Birthday suit 0
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She wouldn't ever take her suit off.0
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