We broke up because...
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Caught her licking Prunes..the man not the food :laugh:0
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The last time I ate prunes, they upset my stomach
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She had a secret lover who apparently made her sick... But was still better than me 0
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kept wanting to spoon other guys0
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Not even one butterfly in my stomach, I felt nothing! @Lonni
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She was heartless0
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Kept leaving me empty notes, then claiming I forgot appointments and brought home the wrong shopping.0
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She forgot what she was supposed to shop for then bring home0
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She gifted me disappearing ink pens and my mistress hated them0
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Didn't want to have 3somes with me and the mistress0
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Her Mistress was Big Bertha from County Jail0
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Big Bertha stole my cornbread0
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Didn't like wrestling big bertha0
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Caught her, LVN and Big Bertha in the Hot tub with lots of mud0
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That's not mudd2
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Wasn't enough for big bertha unfortunately0
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Was to much for all of them0
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His wife hated me
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She said salted cashew nuts were the worst kind of nuts.0
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